Hayden Vickroy

@SRC_baseball ‘24 | @clarkebaseball ‘26| #OS14| #DiehardBenVerlanderHater

[Stefan Caray @StefanCaray]

Not to distract from a huge moment in the game, but this call is actually a palindrome.

“A man, a plan, a canal, PANAMA.” 🔥🔥🔥

[Hayden Vickroy @HaydenVickroy]

@KutterIsKing 😭😭

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Things I’d rather do to myself than watch Aaron Judge take clutch AB’s for the team I root forever again:

- Waterboarding / controlled drowning
- strappado (arms tied behind back and hoisted, dislocating shoulders)
- Palestinian hanging / reverse strappado
- Stress positions (long-term forced standing, “shabeh”, “tiger chair”)
- Forced prolonged squatting with arms extended or bound
- “Parrot’s perch” suspension
- The rack (medieval joint hyperextension & dislocation)
- Judas cradle / “cynocéphale”
- Pear of anguish / oral, rectal or vaginal expanding device
- Breast ripper / iron spider
- Rat torture (container + heat or incision → rats eat through body)
- Scaphism (being trapped between boats, force-fed milk & honey, left for insects)
- Lingchi (“death by a thousand cuts” / slow slicing)
- Bamboo torture (person tied over growing bamboo shoots)
- Flaying (removal of skin while alive)
- Breaking wheel / Catherine wheel
- Boiling / immersion in heated oil, water or pitch
- Burning at the stake
- Hot pincers / branding irons applied repeatedly
- Falanga / bastinado (systematic beating of the soles)
- Electric shocks (to genitals, tongue, nipples, rectum, ear canals)
- Sexual electrocution / cattle prod to genitals
- Forced insertion of objects (bottles, truncheons, live eels, etc.)
- Genital mutilation with blades or crushing instruments
- “Telephono” (hard slaps simultaneously to both ears → burst eardrums)
- Dry submarino (suffocation with plastic bag)
- Wet submarino (head repeatedly forced into water or excrement)
- “La bañera” (head held underwater in filthy liquid)
- Mock execution (gun to head, no bullet / simulated hanging)
- Prolonged sleep deprivation (days to weeks)
- White noise / sensory bombardment
- Phototherapy torture (constant blinding lights)
- Forced feeding through nasal tube (sometimes with rancid food)
- Denial of water to the point of organ damage
- “Dry beating” (severe internal injury without visible marks)
- Suspension by wrists or ankles for days
- “ crucifixion” tying (prolonged arms-out crucifixion position)
- Chemical burns (acid, bleach, chili extract on mucous membranes)
- Chili paste / pepper spray applied to genitals & eyes
- Dog attacks / trained dogs used to maul
- Being locked in confined space with large numbers of insects
- Being locked in pitch-black isolation box (“coffin cell”) for weeks
- Being forced to stand / sit on broken glass or sharp stones
- Removal of fingernails / toenails with pliers
- Extraction of teeth without anesthesia
- Cutting / partial amputation of fingers, ears, nose
- Enforced witnessing of torture / execution of family members

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

Dominant at Iowa. Elite in the NFL.

Jack Campbell earns the 2025 Pro Butkus Award, honoring the NFL’s top linebacker 🏆

#NFLHawks x @Lions

[Redbird Farmhands @RedbirdFarmhand]

you can almost see the swing resemblance to his dad 😔

[Hayden Vickroy @HaydenVickroy]

#pmsseatgeekpunchaht
1821

[Hayden Vickroy @HaydenVickroy]

#pmsseatgeekwordsearch
Let’s watch football live from Miami

[USA Baseball @USABaseball]

♠️🇺🇸

[Tristan Wirfs @TristanWirfs78]

Last day to vote on Twitter with retweets as double votes‼️

Retweet for a chance to win a signed Pro Bowl Jersey 😉👀

#ProBowlVote + Tristan Wirfs

[Cardinals Stats And Facts @STL_Stats_Facts]

I still think about OT man

[Redbirdriot @RedbirdRiot]

Katie Woo gone before Nolan Gorman💔✌️

[graham @Graham_Stl]

The OG rookie pitching in the World Series

[Cardinals Stats And Facts @STL_Stats_Facts]

Cam Schlittler and Misiorowski are cool, but 2013 rookie Michael Wacha was on another level

NLDS Game 4
7.1 IP, 1 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 9 Ks

NLCS Game 2
6.2 IP, 5 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 Ks

NLCS Game 6
7 IP, 2 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 5 Ks

NLCS MVP

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 ♚ #FreakYeah @Tigerhawk_King]

nobody understands the bond between a boy and the RB he watched when he was 12

[Joe Danneman @FOX19Joe]

"Guys that will live by that are the same guys that will run balls out."

I asked Terry Francona why he says he likes this group so much. His answer started with a small thing that he believes is at the core of the team's culture.

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

YEAH DAVE. HAWKS BY A MILLION!!!

[Tamar Sher @tamar_sher]

"I almost started crying running the bases. I hope they see I hit the homer for them."

For his first Players' Weekend, Yohel Pozo honored his son Paul who suffered a stroke as an infant. His HR today was hit using a bat created by children battling similar challenges at Mercy.

[Peoria Sunday Morning League Baseball @PSMLBaseball]

🏆 Congratulations to Stephen Stufflebeam of the Firehouse Pizza Expos 🏆

Winner of the 2025 Peoria Sunday Morning League Most Valuable Player Award!

Stufflebeam led the league with 28 hits and 4 triples, adding 1 HR and 4 doubles to an outstanding season.

#PeoriaSundayMorningLeague
@stephen4stuff @SRC_Baseball

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Welcome back, Yadi!

Yadier Molina will be in uniform in the Cardinals dugout as a guest coach tonight and Saturday night!