Haydn Corke

IRONMAN Certified Coach
MTD Online Triathlon Coach
I write and try athlete.
SA Triathlon Champ

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@DaanBarnard This guy doesn’t even have a belt

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@GautengANC how about I vote for you if you give me back electricity?

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@InternetH0F He has emailed himself and then posted a screenshot on twitter.

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The All Whites

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Ok boomers

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@Draper_ZA My favourite ever copywriter.

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@SuperSportTV hey social media manager, please ask the tonsil in charge of SS Variety 1 to change over from the tour of Britain to Le Vuelta Espana. Remco is riding, and I don’t care about the Brits. Shap.

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@bbculp @IRONMANtri Well luckily I'm going to identify as a woman next year.

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@CityPowerJhb Could you update us as soon as humanly possible please?

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@DZumaSambudla Lol

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@MadiBoity That's Mayor Pappas!

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There’s currently a situation on Instagram where the Antivaxx Antiheroes are busy cancelling a Vegan restaurant over discrimination.
What.

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@5FM @DanCorderOnAir @XoliswaZondo @marli_vaneeden @matty_moloi @edahwest First time putting a video on social media?

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@GeraintThomas86 Give the bokke a chance.

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@NikkiSelvage @JeremyClarkson Are anti-vaxx folks, anti-maths too?

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Check this out! https://t.co/d8FzQEO8kA

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@freshking4reals We're fucked if everyone DOESN'T take the vaccine. It's free, just go get it done and move on, so we can all get on with it.

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And he died.

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@MonthatiPrince Hahahahahahahahahahow stupid are you?

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@MarkCorke Did you feel the microchip?