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Formerly Hot Potato Tweets 🥔

[une belle patate @HayleyCBee]

Every 1-3 months someone on here gets really bored and is like “You know, the thing about child-free weddings is…

[une belle patate @HayleyCBee]

They don’t want people to change or take accountability. They want people they hate to have to wear an albatross around their neck so that they can say “This you?” for all eternity and feel superior.

[une belle patate @HayleyCBee]

@HudSentinel Didn’t realize that by being at work and having an energy drink that I’m also in full influencer mode

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[une belle patate @HayleyCBee]

Part of my job is weighing wee babies and when they cry I try to soothe them like “I know, I know” but some days I feel like saying “I’m gonna level with you, Baby…I *don’t* know”

I think that’s why they cry. They see right through me.

[une belle patate @HayleyCBee]

I tell people I grew up in Vancouver and when they say “Me too! I grew up in Strathcona, what neighbourhood did you grow up in?” then I tell them I actually grew up in Richmond then I burst into flames.

[Meghan Murphy @MeghanEMurphy]

The same is true of Vancouver. People are always telling me they’re “from Vancouver” when they weren’t in fact born in Vancouver, but moved there like ten years ago, and usually actually live in, like, Coquitlam. You are only from Vancouver if you were born in Vancouver (and no, the suburbs don’t count). (Also, ftr, I can always tell when people who say they’re from Vancouver are not actually from Vancouver.)

[une belle patate @HayleyCBee]

@relabsee @theroxons I live in Vancouver where he’s considered a god but if he approached me on the street I’d want to hit him with a hammer.

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[whatever its name is now @RockyExpanse]

Oh yeah in vancouver we're all really excited to have half the city shut down, rental market fucked even worse, the most insufferable tourists imaginable bc nosebleeds are $3k a game, and $600 million of city money that could have been spent on making it liveable wasted

[beck @unrivaled]

once you’ve reached a point of parasocial hatred that you say that you won’t stop harassing them until they’ve taken their own life, you’ve become worse than the person you hate. like… what are we even doing?

[sidtangeno @tomchar_hood]

what if your boyfriend had another boyfriend who was also your boyfriend and you were all boyfriends together

[une belle patate @HayleyCBee]

@hudconwhore People thinking an entire province needs to burn because an actor they don’t like is from there is a bit much

[une belle patate @HayleyCBee]

This. There’s a real life hockey player with SA allegations who’s about to win the Stanley Cup and people are hung up on a fake hockey player being kinda shitty in high school. I beg, BEG them to touch grass.

[carol ✌️🖕 @bighudwilliams]

If people had this same energy for the p*do, abusers, and woman beaters in that industry...

[une belle patate @HayleyCBee]

I could never be famous because I know someone would bring up something shitty I did as a teen because I was a shitty teen.

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[une belle patate @HayleyCBee]

My coworker referred to the 2006 Honda Civic my dad gave my bf as my dowry and, you know what? It probably kinda is.

[autumn ⁷¹ @ezrabriidger]

he wants that cookie so effing bad

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[une belle patate @HayleyCBee]

What the hell are you talking about?

[Vancity Vice @VanCityVice]

Children robbed at Tim Hortons, a baby killed in an outhouse, cops set on fire, daylight beheadings, endless stabbings,rapes,and random attacks. Streets full of garbage, feces, and dead bodies. Vancouver is a shithole destroyed by the regressive left.