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[Phil Hoyeck @PAHoyeck]

Hate it when people tell me “That’s a good point.” All my points are good. That’s why I make them.

[WallStreet Q @_QTarantino]

The hardrock light is like the northern star for South Florida.

[Variety @Variety]

Melissa McCarthy says “we should be on the ninth ‘Spy’ movie by now”:

"It did so well. People can say that doesn’t matter. I think it does. For 'Thunder Force,' we were going to roll right into another one. We were like, 'It’s so fun. It did incredibly well for Netflix. We already have the idea for it.'"

"If I write something — or Ben and I write something — and it tanks, I’ll take the fall. Which we have not had to take. We don’t make $8 billion. We don’t make those kind of movies, but, I mean, $120 million, I’m not mad at that. The studio’s not mad at that. We want to make a reasonably priced thing that makes you a good profit. For some reason, that model is no longer desirable. I can’t figure out the math of it."

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[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

someone said every design in a psych unit is a lesson learned and i can’t unsee it. every carefully considered feature exists bc it was paid for in blood

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A simple guide to Florida

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

your body is a shondaland

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

i’m so fucking tired of gambling being fucking everywhere get that fucking shit out of my fucking face holy fucking shit what the fuck

[arshia @arshia__]

if you have a crush on someone here is my one piece of advice to you: invite them over to watch moonstruck (1987)

[Liza Libes @pensandpoison]

A disturbing amount of contemporary literary fiction can be summarized as “a highly educated person in a major city is vaguely unhappy about something.”

[Ijoba 𓃵 💵💰 @baddest_cash]

As the Dad,.I'm literally fighting everyone in that house😭😭😭

[suck yuh mudda @SupremeBrina]

I'm scared of women who believe men so blindly. Like you realllllllly believe he's so unhappy in his marriage and its all his bitch wife's fault, so that makes it ok that he's pursuing you LMFAO

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

This therapist on TikTok said that she makes boundaries based on her actions rather than other people’s actions so “I don’t stay in conversations where I’m spoken to a certain way” vs “don’t talk to me this way”

[santiago de composteira @reginokaa]

cês não tem noção da raiva que me dá entrar no perfil de algum estabelecimento comercial no instagram e simplesmente não ter o endereço em lugar nenhum

[alfie @alfienxo]

the worst part about driving is turning left. there's too much going on and i get so scared

[corsaren @corsaren]

As someone who was too young to follow the news at the time, I consider this account to be doing a public service.

I’ve seen plenty of footage of the attacks, but nothing has made me feel what I am feeling right now, reading these reports in real time. Truly harrowing.

[cheyenne 🦋 @reddskyy_]

the first person to figure out you could eat in front of the tv must've been like fuck yeah fuck yes

[julio @gomzsquita]

O pessoal daqui não soube assistir Gilmore Girls da maneira correta, né. Eles nunca vão entender que nenhuma das três — Emily, Lorelai e Rory — estava totalmente certa e que as três cometeram erros ao longo do caminho. A beleza da série é justamente essa.

[emerald 🀄 🏒 @texasrozanov]

I've accepted that GA concerts are just not worth it as a short person, which is a shame because a lot of artists only do GA. but paying $$ for an audio-only experience and getting frustrated that all I can see is a sweaty back just isn’t fun. all concerts should have seats

[Pofuduk @pooffuduk]

Eğitim şart.☕

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

this is literally just a regular afternoon in florida during storm season