Hayden

average shower beer enjoyer

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death

[Tootpooper @pooperstinker_]

Listening to this album for the first time was like getting my dick sucked by an electric eel

[keegan @FranziaMom]

a production miracle. enormous.

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

(Completely unaware that I died for 3 full minutes in my sleep last night) I’ve been good today I can finish this whole 6 pack

[Elizabeth @beefington420]

I was raised by what I would describe as “early eBay people”

[katie dey @katie_dey]

they are mogging a body of water

[Communist Daughter @400luxblows]

This

[Hayden @Haymac99]

just got accused of attempting to traffic someone on facebook marketplace

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

You Should be Able to Control How much Blood goes to Each part of Your Body so You Could Send it all Straight to Your Feet and Create so Much Pressure That Your Feet just Blow Clean Off

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

I can't explain it but this time between Christmas and Jan 1st always feels like this shot from The Fellowship of the Ring:

[SHOW ME THE BODY @showmethebody]

JUST FOUND OUT CBD STANDS FOR “CONTROLLED BY DAGOVERNMENT” DONT SMOKE THAT

[keegan @FranziaMom]

This sounds fake but it is 100% real: Marty Supreme starts in 10 minutes and they just announced that they ran out of hazy IPA

[Hayden @Haymac99]

do not get the trader joes calamari

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

bro fell asleep first at the sleepover let's sew his belly button closed with a peanut m&m inside

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

NLE Choppa submitted a last minute bid to buy Warner Bros. for $45k in cash.

The company was sold to Netflix this morning for $82.7 billion.

[Hayden @Haymac99]

LMAOOOO ???????

[Flea @flea333]

Dear god please let this happen to me and i promise i will stop acting like 2 year old about professional basketball

[Hayden @Haymac99]

this is fr the most beautiful twitter feed I’ve ever had I wish everyone in the world could experience what I’m seeing rn