Greg Weber

[Greg Weber @Hayysia]

@lindayaxc you watched the entire movie, right ..?

[Greg Weber @Hayysia]

@billmaher actually maybe you’re the one who is old and silly and not funny or relevant anymore. respectfully.

[Greg Weber @Hayysia]

@elonmusk XXX

[Greg Weber @Hayysia]

hey @elonmusk to clarify please don’t use the tunnels under LA that you kinda built as a landfill. k thx.

[Greg Weber @Hayysia]

hey @elonmusk why don’t you do something about recycling. k thx

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Just checked in with some folks and Trump is still a loser

[Emmy Bengtson @EmmyA2]

2020
24 hours to go
I wanna be sedated

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

[CIRA @CIRA_CSU]

Today's view of the large smoke layer along the U.S. Pacific Coast.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Tonight might be the most reading Donald Trump has done in many years.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Face masks should have a reflective surface, so people who aren’t wearing them can see what assholes they are.

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

BASEBALL IS MAD HARD WHEN YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY FIGURE OUT WHAT THE PITCHER IS THROWING

[Greg Weber @Hayysia]

@DavidLeeRoth @photoshopCAFE Are you playing Hot Dog and a Shake??

[Sharon Osbourne @MrsSOsbourne]

Based on this morning’s unauthorized use of @OzzyOsbourne’s “Crazy Train,” we are sending notice to the Trump campaign they are forbidden from using Ozzy’s music in political ads. Maybe @KayneWest (“Gold Digger”), @KidRock (“I Am the Bullgod”) or @TedNugent (“Stranglehold”)allow

[capecodonthefly @capecodonthefly]

Caught about 25 #stripedbass #flyfishing #capecod today including this #keeper - action lasted off & on for at least 4 hours. Also heard over radio report to @USCGNortheast that a great white #shark bit a seal in half not far away #catchandrelease #barblesshooks @A_WhiteShark

[Greg Weber @Hayysia]

@GeneWeen I did. send cash. also please include the bail money from that trenton show in like 2000. helluva show and local aftermath. ok thanks bud

[Greg Weber @Hayysia]

@_essentialFaith i assume this is auto-generated but I appreciate the note and bday wish anyway, and only wish EF well! xo

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

Even as they win the series against LA, can’t get the Yankees out of their heads.