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[Haz @Haz_zer]

https://t.co/AkkFtzAvzg kōrero!

[Haz @Haz_zer]

Another meke summer In the books! grateful.

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Downlow is trash why are there so many

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@DearS_o_n Jesus

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https://t.co/6JLEJVgCBc

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The best part about winter is jogging around the streets at night hoodie up listening to Kanye pretending you're down bad

[Haz @Haz_zer]

People complain about a cyclone not being destructive enough? shut the fark up bro.

[Haz @Haz_zer]

I fuck with it when a sunset goes viral. Kia ake tō aronga ki runga!

[Haz @Haz_zer]

If you see me wilding overseas this year I hustled my way onto Qantas Staff Travel

[Haz @Haz_zer]

Kua tae ki Naarm!
Shoot me recommendations for what to do here.

[Skely @123skely]

I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king.

I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.

[Haz @Haz_zer]

Get in loser we’re listening to key glock and historic podcasts

[Haz @Haz_zer]

David Pocock a real 1

[Haz @Haz_zer]

Boxing/Muay Thai rounds before you worked on cardio will humble you in under 30 seconds flat 😅

[Haz @Haz_zer]

Cubadupa was dope g. Te upoko o te ika ain’t dead!

[Haz @Haz_zer]

@RongoaSmoke Happy Banh Mi. Not the best city for them tho

[Bryce Edwards @bryce_edwards]

https://t.co/mZcnguDi43

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@31percenter March one of my fave months of the year g! Mean weather but not as packed out as that Dec/Jan period

[Haz @Haz_zer]

@auntyeee I know mine and like 10 of my friends too lol

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.