Hazel Evans

[Hazel Evans @HazelEv40337346]

@notcapnamerica Anything written ever (not a title, but literally any book written) by Linwood Barclay!

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@mrs_g_rider @DeeSTEM_Teach Where do you teach that you don’t?! And can I move there 😅

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@GiftedTawk When they say something to a student, but we don’t know about it. Eg “come see me after lunch to get your phone”—but with no communication to me, the teacher. Just a student telling me what the principal said, and I’m supposed to believe them?

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@PrimeVideo @melissamccarthy in Can You Ever Forgive Me!!

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@joncoopertweets Fidelity

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@fionascigarette For the love of Pete!

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Hey @TimHortons my mom recently emailed you a complaint about the horrible treatment she endured as a #Deaf woman in one of your stores in #SurreyBC , and she hasn’t heard back. This is how you treat your customers?

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@flyingmonkey13 It’s interesting because my principal right now is great. He’s said, “I trust y’all, my job is to deal with central office and keep them out of your business so you can teach.” The issue is my AP. She’s the opposite from him, it’s obvious, and he won’t do anything about it.

[Hazel Evans @HazelEv40337346]

What I wish #parents knew, from a #teacher — if I get to the point where I am calling you about your kid’s behavior, then no matter how much I sugarcoat it, the behavior was bad. I prioritize, and if your kid made that list, it was bad. Believe me. I’m not out to get your kid.

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@GiftedTawk My very first day of having my own classroom, the leader of my alt-certification program came to observe (lucky me!) At the end of her observation, she pulled me aside and said, “I just knew you would be amazing at this”.

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

Find a quiet place inside

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@JessicaLPan Yes! Yes! Yes! Something about adult friendships, and how those are impacted by introversion 😬

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@educatingsped This has probably been said, but document EVERYTHING. I keep a clipboard with me all day and for specific students I write down almost everything they say, just in case!

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“It’s a really GREAT thing I never did cocaine because I’ve heard that it would also give me what I was looking for: energy, blind confidence, and no appetite.” #tiredasfuck making me lol in this hospital waiting room @thefuckitdiet

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@WessieHale @petateaches It was simple—an email from my principal about the importance of PDs and I lost credit for attending the day, for PD hours 🙄

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@RocknrollPony @HSTeachProbs I feel this one! A coach once said to me, “oh that kid just doesn’t like women.” No extra counseling for him or anything, they all just went with it. Not helpful to me OR the young man, or, frankly, the world.

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@ohsuzzz @Lindsbinds621 “You hit submit on a blank assignment” speaks to my SOUL. What’s the point of turning it in if you didn’t do it?!

[Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking]

had a detective with our sheriff's office come over today to see a recliner i'm selling on FB. we've lived in this house for 4 months

first thing he said walking in "wow i haven't been in here in years"

wtf for? why were you in here? i was too afraid to ask. murder house? shit

[Hazel Evans @HazelEv40337346]

Up and out before the ass crack of dawn, for a #covidtest and of course the line is already down the block. Here’s hoping I make it to work by 7:25 🤞🏻