Hazel Virdó

principal tech writer @Auth0 🚀👩‍💻 previously @DigitalOcean, @google, @SCSatCMU 🌈💬 she/her

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

spotted in the `mount` man page: the most hilarious possible place for a line break

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

nbd 💅

[Lizzie Siegle @lizziepika]

can you beat me in typing?

Built by @amit in a few hours at the booth yesterday🔥

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

tfw you reduce the amount of css and js shipped for your production site by three orders of magnitude

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

after five and a half years and another ~1,000 commits, my legacy of net negative lines continues:

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

i am hazel-nut, destroyer of lines

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

current status:

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

@technicalywrite i'm in this photo and i don't like it

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

hello from portland for my ninth (!) #writethedocs.

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

@klakegg, would you be able to update docker-hugo to a more recent version? i see a PR already open for v0.111.3 here: https://t.co/Nam5hnCcrC

[Mason Egger @masonegger]

The caliber of this team cannot be understated. I owe my career to what I learned from this team. Hire these people quickly because they won't be on the market long.

Also, @digitalocean fucked up royally by abandoning the lifeblood of their company, the tutorials. Best of luck.

[Brian P. Hogan @bphogan]

My former team at @digitalocean got let go.

If you liked the content on DigitalOcean community, and you’re in the market for top notch technical writers and editors, contact me. I know fantastic people looking for work.

If I had open roles you wouldn’t see this message.

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

my team's intern made a meme about me 😂

[Mason Egger @masonegger]

Technical Editors and Technical Writers are Technical. Pay them as such.

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

still steadfastly maintaining my net negative delta on my team's repository, if only by the skin on my teeth 😤

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

almost four years later. i am nothing if not consistent 🌈📰

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

in light of the https://t.co/RSiWPkqZSq launch, @thinkshiv made us a :pdocs: slack emoji, which @andrewthetechie's script auto-party-ified

so now we have :party-pdocs: and i may never change my slack status again 😍

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

@technicalywrite alias okboomer="ssh"

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

@bmac_editor @documentwrites @digitalocean @bphogan aw gee 💙 glad yinz like it!

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

still miss you, @andrewthetechie. you would've materialized this out of nowhere in an instant.

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

@bertmb @samcoren it's really best to ignore brometheus unless you want monitoring mansplained to you

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

@samcoren not to be confused with foemetheus, like prometheus for enemies

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

@samcoren fauxmetheus, like prometheus for people with impostor syndrome

[Hazel Virdó @HazelVirdo]

@viveksinghggits @astarrb @digitalocean i just shipped the fix, so the API docs are back where they should be 🙂 https://t.co/dvNRCh7GUW