Nicola Healey

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

I'm working telepathically on your gluts right now

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

I did not send a pic of any of you. Ignore it. Spam hackers beware

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

I'm surprised 'slow Internet connection' doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials.

[RAB FLORENCE @robertflorence]

Beautiful. “@hrtbps: A teary-eyed Neil Armstrong photographed by Buzz Aldrin shortly after walking on the moon. http://t.co/HQeLz7Bd”

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

Kate Walsh I salute you. I know I wouldn't be playing with a fractured jaw! #jollyhockeysticks #teamGB

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

Think the Brazilian women's beach ball players must have had brazilians #noughtlefttotheimagination

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

#amuseballs http://t.co/J9J8YmeA

[Tim Vine @RealTimVine]

The Olympics is so emotional. I actually think my tear ducts are getting quite muscley.

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

Pot, kettle, black #aussiehockeyplayers #don'tpushme

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

I'm a little bit in love with Ben Ainslie #hellosailor #teamGB

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

Come on Murray #goldballsplease

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

Gorgeous morning, perfect for a walk in the park and picnic. Or sitting here answering emails. You know, either way.

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

@TheNickyH surely the worst kind of lie lol #bed-lies

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

Was well chuffed with the size of my bed at #ramadahatfield until I realised it was two singles masquerading as one #pffffft

[Team GB @TeamGB]

#Gymnastics WOW.. Congratulations to the Men's Gymnastics team - RT and lets get it trending to show our appreciation #OurGreatestTeam

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

Ian Thorpe rack off. Boring commentary on the BBC. Preferred you when you had a mouth full of water #flamin'galah

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

Come on Rebecca Adlington #GBgold

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

Jeez how many countries #olympicceremony

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

Defo liked NHS tribute. Loved the recognition of the graft that made this country what it is too. Quintessentially British #olympicceremony

[Nicola Healey @Healios]

Not sure how I feel about the Olympic ceremony. Liked Bond bit, liked bean bit, music canny. But still not sure #olympicceremony