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[methodman @methodman]

I had2wait40min 4my grits this gen. Only has2wait5.they want stuff instantly now,They cant even w8 2die thats y theykill each other-P.Mooney

[Dr. Jill Stein🌻 @DrJillStein]

No, @realDonaldTrump. I think most Berners & most Americans are sick of the corporate oligarchy that ultimately both you & Hillary represent

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

There is something massively wrong when the 62 richest folks in the world own more wealth than the bottom 3.5 billion.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Big banks acted as American as apple pie when they needed our money in 2008, but when it’s time to pay taxes, they’re proud Panamanians.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I've been criticized for my big ideas. You know what wasn't too pie-in-the-sky for my opponent? $700 billion to bailout Wall Street in 2008.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

[holds flashlight up to face]

...and we didn't have smartphones or bicycle helmets and gluten was EVERYWHERE

[3 kids faint, 2 vomit]

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I'm joining team android tomorrow 😎

[John Legend @johnlegend]

.@DonaldJTrumpJr I think they were protesting your racist father. This isn't complicated.

[Ghostface Killah @GhostfaceKillah]

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[My Life Is Bro @mylifeisbro]

Who's going to win #SuperBowl50?

[relatable @byreIatable]

When the slide goes from "Syllabus" to "Lecture Chapter 1" on the first day of classes

[Moriah @___Moriah]

Facts https://t.co/TvnU6Smi25

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Apparently, a Russian Thanksgiving is where the Turkey shoots you.

[moody monday @mdob11]

Doctor: Where does it hurt?
Me: *shows unanswered text*

[Charles Jessie @Joe_McFly]

When everyone is focusing on Malcolm, so the streets raised you #SlimJesus

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