Niall

sleep deprived ex paper-round boy just about keepin his shit together. born-again hedonist.

[Niall @HeftyBelter]

@1scottishbanter I think it was incredible not only because it seemed extremely loud but it seemed to be played just a little bit faster than usual. No lag between crowd singing and the band/music.

[Niall @HeftyBelter]

@offtheballbbc I knew a wee lass fae Dundee
She only came up tae yer knee
But when she sat on a stool
She could gie ye a pull
That’d make you go weak at the knee

[Niall @HeftyBelter]

@STVNews If @mortonsrolls were about in Jesus' day he'd not have fed the 5,000, he'd have scoffed them himself. #toogoodtoshare

[Kris Drever @KrisDrever]

If you’re blaming the strikers for the strikes then you deserve all the disruption you resent. XK

[Niall @HeftyBelter]

@offtheballbbc Phil kebab Sauce
Gabriel Amato Sauce

[Niall @HeftyBelter]

@offtheballbbc
Condiment XI
Phil kebab Sauce
Gabriel Amato Sauce
Jan vinegar of hessalink

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

An ‘energy price cap’ that doesn’t cap energy prices, a pensions ‘triple lock’ that doesn’t lock pensions, ‘affordable housing’ that few can afford, and a ‘national living wage’ that’s not enough to live on. Orwell would have approved.

[Niall @HeftyBelter]

#NationalLimerickDay
There was a young man from Dundas
Whose balls were made of brass
In stormy weather, they'd clank together
And sparks flew out of his ass

[Cowal Highland Gathering @cowalgathering]

They’re the words we’ve all been waiting to hear – Cowal Gathering will return to Dunoon Stadium in 2022. Read all about it on our website https://t.co/uIF9Ka5kCd

[Steve in Toffeeland. @marrtoffee]

Did you know that you can turn your sofa into a sofa bed by forgetting your wedding anniversary?

[James Connolly @ConnollyEbooks]

While the rich proceed with their schemes for the aggrandisement of their class, the working class are betrayed by their representatives who spend their time in political intrigues for personal profit.

[Niall @HeftyBelter]

@Tucker5law Wibble

[Niall @HeftyBelter]

Hi @FortniteGame my 8yr old son thinks you should introduce a Haribo skin. Here's his Harry the Haribo Bear and pickaxe

[Niall @HeftyBelter]

@Twytocrite @fesshole Specifically which footballer?

[Niall @HeftyBelter]

@thegoodgodabove Be kind to others and to yourself

[Niall @HeftyBelter]

@UberFacts The wax of a candle is there to slow the burn rate of the wick!

[Ragged Trousered Philanderer @RaggedTP]

In 1979, the British people owned the energy companies, production of electricity and gas... and the natural resources to produce the fuel. Then Thatcher gave it all away to international swindlers, which is why we're now at the mercy of global markets profiting from your misery.

[Pippa Musgrave @PippaMusgrave1]

@BorisJohnson Hello Boris. Weights and Measures Inspector here. Sorry to dispel your latest bit of kite flying.

1. The UK transferring to metric measures had bugger all to do with our EU membership. (1)

[Niall @HeftyBelter]

@ShawnOlanyk @neworder Stellar effort!!