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[☆tellmydaditsme¡ @whoisogutu]

If I post about my heartbreak and there’s a MF in the comments saying “tulia ipenye” I would actually go crazy 😭😭😭

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Hua unachapiana na baddies unarealize niggas have been letting them get away with alot

[Ashlee @ashleewildd]

why does jerking off on the computer feel more perverted than jerking off on your phone

[Taylor Sterling @FatherMcKennaa]

Men take MDMA once and realize it was never about the dishes

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“You cannot be interested and inconsistent.”

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The campaign has officially kicked off, Ruto & Sifuna team are moving across the country as they mobilize. But there's one confused camp which thinks that their weak candidate is entitled to being backed up because he's the only man who's clean & famous online. Mumus Everywhere!

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

iPhones hate mobile data. They are built for wifi.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

One day very soon kenyans will need visa to visit Tanzania .

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

once she lets you record, just know you not the first one with the tape

[KD @3headeddgoat]

Simon to the other disciples after catching no fish:

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

“Nonchalant men hugongewa”

“Its cool and better than kugongewa ukiwa chalant” juu either way, wa kugongwa atagongwa tu hata umpeleke chopper ride for that proposal 😂😂😂

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

For the first time in Kenya's history,the government wants to choose the opposition's presidential candidate 😂😂😂

[Kate🪔 @LadyKatln]

Shida yako ni kudhani bhangi ni mbaya kushinda pombe, aje sasa? Pombe ni man-made, bhangi ni natural, counterfeit yake maybe upewe nyasi tu😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Now lodging owners are adding a microwave in the rooms and calling it Airbnb . Na serekali imenyamaza tu.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Kukunywa kwa nyumba hukaa fancy until you realize it is the easiest way of becoming an alcoholic

[Matt Hayes 🇮🇪 @matthayesthfc]

I was just thinking France's attack with Portugal's midfield would win every World Cup ever... then I realised we call that team "Paris Saint-Germain"

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Utawala landlords wameanza kujenga nyumba ziko na study room🫠

Tutawahi toka rentals kweli?

[Ray🇵🇹 @Ray_RMCF]

Bernardo Silva told Barcelona that he will wait till after the World Cup before he makes a decision on his future but bro just signed for Real Madrid.

This exactly what women do when they don’t like you. 😂😭

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Marrying a strict woman so you can be the fun dad>> "Ngoja mama yenu awapate hapo".