Helen Rushton

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

More two-word horror stories:

Eye contact
Lunch meeting
Surprise party
Planned engineering
Sing along
Conference call
Signal failure
They’re here
Team building
Low carb
Record highs
Unexpected item
You busy?
Quick word
Friend request
Leg day
Your parcel
Tax return
Happy birthday

[Alistair Canlin @alcanlin]

It’s not Christmas until #CallTheMidwife has ripped out your heart, made you sob like a bairn, and then moments later makes you soar with happiness

[Helen Rushton @HelenLRushton]

Completely undone by @CallTheMidwife1 once again. Perfect end to Christmas Day 🎄💛

[Helen Rushton @HelenLRushton]

@MrsJoTracey So sad to hear this xx

[England Rugby @EnglandRugby]

#OnThisDay. 2003.

12:10 GMT

[Helen Rushton @HelenLRushton]

Brilliant timing of commentary ‘referee for the evening’ and the camera shot 🤣🤣

[Rory Hamilton @HamiltonRory]

When the director cuts to a close up at just the wrong time...
“And your referee for this evening...Nigel Owens”. Good boy, Nigel. Lie down! @_SeanHolley almost lost it! Apologies @Nigelrefowens 🐕 🏉 😂 @PremierSportsTV

[Helen Rushton @HelenLRushton]

Utterly brilliant... !

[Zack Hunt @ZaackHunt]

If the books of the Bible were gifs....

(Part 1: Genesis - Hosea)

[Helen Rushton @HelenLRushton]

Once upon a time you’d meet your new neighbours by asking for a cup of sugar... nowadays it’s when picking up amazon parcel deliveries!!

[Brad Barritt @bradbarritt]

A special moment... the strength of character in adversity of this team is what made the journey so rewarding!
Thank you for your support this season @Saracens fans!

[Helen Rushton @HelenLRushton]

@lollingridge You read it like a pro!

[Rachel Gardner @RachelGardnerRA]

‘Perhaps it’s no wonder that women were first at the cradle & last at the cross. They had never known a man like this man who never flattered or coaxed or patronised them. Who never urged them to be more feminine or jeered at them for being female.’ Dorothy Sayers #WomensDay2018

[Helen Rushton @HelenLRushton]

“Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God”
- Corrie Ten Boom

[Helen Rushton @HelenLRushton]

Christmas in my house... sponsored by buscopan and pain killers! 🤢
#nochristmascrampsplease!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Four-word Christmas horror stories:
Going to the shops
There’s nowhere to park
We’re out of cheese
Let’s play a game!
Delivered to a neighbour
The family have arrived
Get out the fridge
End of the sellotape
Decided what you want?
I’ll have a think
Don’t get me anything

[Helen Rushton @HelenLRushton]

@A_lifeltd @stmarys @ThreeRiversDC Say hello to my teacher friend Mr Stickland!

[Helen Rushton @HelenLRushton]

@sswatford what legends! https://t.co/gLd0GVJSrL

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

If you’ve just entered a building without saying “bloody freezing out there”, you’ve done it wrong. Go out and do it again

[Eric Massicotte @DrMassicotte]

Your kids are going to do things they shouldn’t. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour.

[NSN @NSNconf]

We’re keen to strengthen our kids work and really want the little ones to meet with Jesus. Want to join the team?! https://t.co/ROILQRg2m8

[Helen Rushton @HelenLRushton]

@Will_Fraser89
Just caught up on #jonathanrossshow and you are just as inspirational, humble & talented as I was expecting. (2/2)