Helen Thornton

Purveyor of gaffes and general hilarity.

[Prof. Peter Strachan @ProfStrachan]

Sir #DavidAttenborough

“Things are going to get worse."

"This is the new extinction & we are half way through it."

"We are in terrible, terrible trouble & the longer we wait to do something about it the worse it is going to get."

#ClimateCrisis

https://t.co/EfMrZh9RGB

[Greenpeace UK @GreenpeaceUK]

There's no economic growth on a dead planet.

Pass it on.

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

If you think that public health measures such as mask-wearing should reintroduced in England, RT💙

[Helen Thornton @Helsybobs]

@lucyphilips1976 you! 😂

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Yet again my timeline is full of enraging/horrifying stories of women having invasive procedures with no pain relief, and doctors telling them it "shouldn't" hurt. WHAT CAN I TELL YOU - IT DOES.

[Greg James @gregjames]

DOG TRAIN!!! DOG TRAIN!!! DOG TRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNN!!!!

[Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO]

So I’m not getting a vaccine next week - was feeling weird about why I’d been selected ahead of others so rang GP to check. Turns out they had my height as 6.2cm rather than 6 ft 2, giving me a BMI of 28,000 😂

[Spoofed @spoofed_uk]

The Political Thriller of the Decade!! 🎥

#HandforthParishCouncil #Handforth #JACKIEWEAVER

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

How it started How it’s going

[Anna Berserk 🆎️ @BerserkAnna]

Wishing Jonathan the tortoise a very happy 188th birthday. He is the oldest known living terrestrial animal in the world🥳

[Beatrice Hooper @BeatriceJHooper]

All of the UK 😂😂😂 @RealMattLucas

[Helen Thornton @Helsybobs]

@BBCBreakfast don’t think you’ve covered this yet...can the government clarify where dog walking fits in to the one exercise a day rule? Thanks

[Helen Thornton @Helsybobs]

@savagenoodles Can’t wait to find out!

[Helen Thornton @Helsybobs]

@savagenoodles yes!!!

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Just received an invite for a series two screener of Race Across The World, which means it is on its way soon (one of the best shows of 2019 IMHO)

[Helen Thornton @Helsybobs]

@rachelbotsman So true

[Helen Thornton @Helsybobs]

@lucyphilips1976 😃

[Radio Times @RadioTimes]

#TheCrown season 3 release date revealed by Netflix https://t.co/vig132wFEw

[Jonathan Holmes @jonnyh1975]

Great hand made products please visit and share https://t.co/z5KITFnvn2

[Helen Thornton @Helsybobs]

@savagenoodles @DetPikachuMovie @ODEONCinemas Off to see it tomorrow 😃 #pikachu

[Helen Thornton @Helsybobs]

@savagenoodles Mine by how much crying I do over old people 😭