i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it
Please choose from the two contemporary design styles for your wifi hardware: “rounded soft box with white light” and “satanic death cult blood sacrifice altar”
@93XRT Thanks for making so many of our days just a little bit better and always helping us to have a grateful perspective in life and in the Big City! Will miss you very much
Eleven-year-old Jude Kofie, of Aurora, Colorado, demonstrated a remarkable talent no one anticipated when he discovered an old keyboard and, without any lessons, began playing - a talent piano tuner Bill Magnusson termed "Mozart level." https://t.co/njxydT6djB
Phenomenal dinner sitting kitchen counter mesmerized by Chef Andrew Zimmerman at @ProxiChicago last night! Wagyu beef cheek and Banh Khot were absolute standouts! Thanks as always Chef and team!
We are officially in Spotify Wrapped no-man's-land. You can listen to absolutely whatever you want without for 31 days and it's completely off the record. It's like The Purge but for listening to Crazy Frog.
Omg Nicholas Brittel’s work in Andor shakes me to my core, taking an incredible show and giving it somehow even more depth and emotion. My favorite show of the year
Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."
And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"