Two-word love stories:
Cancelled plans
Apple crumble
Half day
Chocolate orange
Empty carriage
Staying in
Free bar
Golden retriever
Jacket potato
Beer garden
New socks
Early night
Cheese board
Bank holiday
Pancake day
Lie in
Home time
Ice lolly
Large chips
Water slide
Hot tea
IT’S HERE! Watch the incredible new trailer for #DavidAttenborough: A Life On Our Planet. Created in collaboration with WWF, this film is Sir David Attenborough’s witness statement for our natural world 🌍 Who’s excited? #AttenboroughFilm
An 'ultracrepidarian' is a presumptuous critic who offers an opinion on matters far outside their sphere of knowledge. (From the Latin for 'beyond the sole', and a story of a cobbler who criticised not just a shoe in a famous painting, but the legs too).
@zando_co_za @zando_co_za I have been waiting for 2 weeks for my package, and have tried to call your customer care line multiple times, and have just been put on hold. Unacceptable.
If someone tries to tell you that America isn’t the best country in the world, remind them that on Nov 18, 2019, #FartGate was the number 1 trending topic in the country ✊🏼