Hally✨

actor singer soldier spy

[Hally✨ @HenryAustin_]

@Andy_Skampt Andy Skampt vibes

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Winning the league in every country in Europe - a thread.

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

During the 2002 World Cup, I was working at Booklist Magazine and living in a small furnished apartment. I had just returned to work and Chicago after some psychological unpleasantness that I discuss in the "Harvey" section of The Anthropocene Reviewed.

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

This may seem like an ordinary portrait, but look closer.

That grey mark at the bottom is actually a skull when viewed from the right angle.

It's The Ambassadors, painted by Hans Holbein the Younger nearly 500 years ago, and one of art's greatest mysteries...

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

a literal email i just sent to my accountants

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

if i don’t leave with grammys tomorrow i will be formally turning in my resignation letter to the illuminati

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It is /immediately/ obvious that this task is bigger than I thought it was.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog made a fresh pot of tea. He sat down and began a story.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Then Toad felt very tired, and he fell asleep.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

One morning Toad sat in bed. “I have many things to do,” he said. “I will write them all down on a list so that I can remember them.”

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Mask under the nose is the "my dick is too big for condoms" of the face

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

@stacycay hot girls go on twitter on Christmas

[Hazel Hayes @TheHazelHayes]

actual footage of you watching my insta stories today

[Kalium! ^_^ @kilovolt_amp]

remember to regularly change your pronouns, for security reasons.

[Ben Carr @DoctorBenjy]

One of the maddest sporting moments I can ever remember. #F1

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

formula 1 has been the highest drama per event sport ive ever seen. highly recommend.

[saelah @s1hmb]

the masculine urge to be feminine

[aaron gabriel @philosophequeer]

been teaching my french flat mates english idioms and one of them’s just messaged me a picture of my room, with the light left on, saying “is it blackpool illuminations?” ngl i’ve been absolutely bodied here

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It should be illegal for Netflix to auto-play anything after Bo Burnham’s “Inside”. I’M REEXAMINING MY ENTIRE LIFE IM NOT GONNA START AN EP OF GILMORE GIRLS OK.

[em ✨🪩 @emtheworst]

DELETE THIS!!?!?!?!’m