Aaron Marinaccio

Geek dad, social linguaphile, musician, salsa enthusiast

[brasstracks 🎺 @brasstracks]

someone’s watching the Pokémon movie on the subway loudly no headphones , sick

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Please…my son. He’s very sick.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

stop glamorising The Hustle and start glamorising whatever lifestyle this is

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

STATLER: say miss piggy’s singing isn’t a half bad

WALDORF: yeah…it’s all bad!

*kermit starts climbing up to the balcony*

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Hollywood can't decide whether 30 is when life ends or high school begins

[Aaron Marinaccio @HenryFlapjacks]

Yesterday if you’d told me there was, in the year of our lord 2020, a new Tremors movie made that starred the actor who played Napoleon Dynamite, I would have called you a fool.

But today… today I am a new man.

[Aaron Marinaccio @HenryFlapjacks]

We came, we honked, we bonked. #UntitledGooseGame

[Tim Fullerton @TimFullerton]

Betty White improvising on the spot while Bea Arthur and Rue McClanahan crack up laughing is the only thing you need to watch today. https://t.co/UEXDfxTQtr

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Every morning my 2 year old sits up in her bed and yells “HELP, I WOKE UP” and I think we can all relate

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t my absolute breaking point

[Aaron Marinaccio @HenryFlapjacks]

Replaying Miles Morales again, so freaking good

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

I’m on the cover of an animorphs book just melting into a primordial sludge

[POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male) @POOPSCRUFFIN4U]

telemarketer: hi how are you

me: you know, I'm not so good. I'm making that six figgy income pulling all kinds of wild pussy gettin my knob slobbed daily nightly and ever so rightly but lord help me there's a hole inside my heart where an extended car warranty should be

[The Onion @TheOnion]

“She’s heaven’s problem now.” https://t.co/ZTZLya6g8K

[Aaron Marinaccio @HenryFlapjacks]

@brasstracks Did this end up releasing in full form and I missed it? It sounds so siiiiick

[brasstracks 🎺 @brasstracks]

i don’t even know WHO i hear on this song haha

[Audiomack @audiomack]

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@brasstracks - "Welcome Back"

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