Doctor Henry McCoy

One of the world’s leading authorities on metahuman biochemistry, I hold multiple doctorates and a medical degree. Please do not pet me without permission.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

Watching Doop do push-ups is... rather unsettling.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

@IceIceBobby Broke a sweat? Do not sit down! I do not want butt-shaped ice rings on my hand-crafted oak office chairs.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

After the last few months, I'm looking forward to shrinking myself down this weekend and climbing inside a cold mug of green beverage.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

Spider-Man came by the school today for his guest lecture. It would appear being an Avenger has gone to his head. He's quite the jerk now.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

The school seems so quiet today. Perhaps we should've sent @QQuire to the Savage Land a long time ago.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

Students, if you have a conference scheduled with me, that means the BLUE me. Going bowling with my teenage self does not count.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

If there are any experts on Brood physiology out there, please give me a call. We're getting desperate here.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

The medical labs are off-limits to all other students until further notice. #getwellbroo

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

Shocking developments in the case of @_Broodling_. He has suddenly risen from his coma, but he is still not anywhere near the Broo we knew.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

@xXxAzraelxXx It's not a psychic issue. Rachel has already tried everything.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

@xantostarblood Shut your filthy face or I'll have my girlfriend take away your zero-gravity exercise privileges.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

@SANTORULES I have never snored in my life. That's Doop. Don't let his size fool you. He's got the lung capacity of Galactus.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

I have been inside @_Broodling_'s brain a dozen times in the last week. Still cannot get it restarted. Running out of ideas.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

My own recent health problems haven't distracted me from my most pressing concern. @_Broodling_, I will make you well, I swear. #getwellbroo

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

Seriously, I can't remember anything at all. Was I always this blue and devilishly handsome I wonder?

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

Another glorious day in the circus, juggling pachyderms. It's hard to remember what life was like before I found this wonderful place.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

Turns out there was quite the altercation last night between my sentient voting machines & the Foodblimp 3000. Looks like I'm making lunch.

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

I may have made the Grey School voting machines a tad too sophisticated. I would advise anyone voting to say "please" and "thank you."

[Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD]

@N7IanDougherty @IceIceBobby Funny you should mention that...