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@dez499 @NMNewsIntern @thevyrovisuals Exceptions don't make rules, but even if I concede the point, that means The Waif, who has been trained by the Faceless Men, is as capable of killing a 12 year old as two sixth grade girls.

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@Mike_McD5511 Or as Phil Gillis calls it, "Madea Goes to Space".

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@AssistantMagus @C_OColman @thevyrovisuals

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@john_law_kelly @thevyrovisuals

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@Noxious1825 @thevyrovisuals

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@NMNewsIntern @thevyrovisuals Because when people get stabbed multiple times like that, they die. Even in Westeros. Death may not be permanent there, but it's real.

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@ThomasNuckles That's not the correct framing at all.

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@paleochristcon "We must defend the truth at all costs, even if we are reduced to just twelve again."

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@KimIversenShow Cue the Norm Macdonald joke.

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@bennyjohnson Go back to blowing dudes, you faggot.

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@AIPAC You are not American. You never will be American. You disgusting monsters will be stopped.

[Memphissippi @Memphissippi6]

Imagine for a moment that you’re a person who claims to be a dissident or some kind of white nationalist, and you you see overt government actions like this taking place for over a year, the US starts an unwinnable war against Iran that they themselves say is for Israel, and then a primary in Kentucky becomes the most expensive house election in US history, funded almost exclusively by out of state Jewish billionaires, all because the incumbent was so autistic he let his principles reveal some inconvenient truths

And your response to all of this is to pretend that you hated Massie all along because he voted the wrong way on things that ultimately didn’t effect anything, and if this egregious act of ethnic sovereignty is successful you will act like it is in fact you that won, and you’ll gloat about it

I mean just imagine such a thing. It frankly shouldn’t even be remotely possible

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@paleochristcon I'll never vote Democrat, Andrew.

As of now, I will never vote Republican again
Start a new party and I'll follow you to the gates of He'll and back.

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@jaketapper Both are true you slimy rat.

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@dbongino Keep sucking Israel's dick, you cocksucker.

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@tedcruz I wish you had never looked twice before crossing the street.

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@realDonaldTrump I've never been more ashamed than I am now to admit I voted for you three times.

And I'm in the Epstein files.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Here's my advice to single American men who feel hopeless about ever finding a good woman to marry:

Take a month or two between jobs and drive across the USA. Stop at every Jersey Mike’s, Firehouse Subs and Jimmy John’s, and eat every meal during non-rush hours. Avoid cities; stop primarily just off exits that cater exclusively to outlet stores, Top Golf and Car Max lots.

Every time you see a pretty cashier or grill girl with a Tinkerbell or Tweety bird tattoo, politely ask what time her next smoke/vape/Bang energy break is. Tell her you're out seeing the country and looking for a place to day trade crypto and a good woman with kids to help neglect. Repeat until you've found someone to share your Cool Mint Zyn and blue Taki’s with.

This worked for at least one chad I knew from a Discord server. Met his wife at a Subway attached to a Flying J in Blacksburg, South Carolina. She left her kids with her mom and moved to Fayetteville with him, and now they go back to that Subway together every Christmas, fueling up at the truck stop where they met and sharing a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki footlong he ordered when they met. She was giddy to find him, as most of the men in her town were either not willing to leave their wives or total losers because they weren’t willing to leave their kids. They were both in their early 30's when they met.

I had planned on doing this when I got out of prison, but Providence had it that I'd never have to try it out -- I'd be married to the game(FanDuel parlays) just before my parole. But I say to any young man having trouble finding a woman it's absolutely worth a try.

At worst, you see the country and develop high blood pressure from the salt content in deli meat. At best, you find the love of your life wearing Cookie Monster pajama pants manning a turbo chef.

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@Meta_Trav Good≠Weak

Nice=Weak

Too many people are trying to be nice. Good accepts that it's one fight after another.

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you’re not careful it’s too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.”

— Norm Macdonald