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Unlike Agholor

[Alex Grant ✌🏿 @_alexmgrant]

The overwhelming takeaway from tonight is that sexism, racism, homophobia, sexual assault, violent crime and treason are not dealbreakers for virtually half of the country.

That’s terrifying.

[Bobby Kogan @BBKogan]

Brett Favre is voting because he’s interested in the welfare of the American people

Learn more by googling Brett Favre welfare

[BT @HeyItsBT]

@BrettFavre I keep getting you mixed up with that other QB. One of you stole money from the poor, and the other sent unsolicited dick pics. Which one were you?

Ok I just checked. They were both you.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

If Trump wins, Harris supporters must accept his victory peacefully and without rancor. And if Harris wins, Harris supporters must be understanding about Trump supporters’ violence and rioting.

[BT @HeyItsBT]

@craigcalcaterra As a 47 year old lawyer, I can’t even begin to relate to someone that old suffering from such delusions.

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

Harris: “Elect me so I can help everyone.”

Trump: “Elect me so I can hurt the people you hate.”

I mean, I’m not biblical scholar, but one of those positions sure does feel more Christian than the other.

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

From the people that say Drag Story Hour is inappropriate for kids.

[Caroleeena 🍉 @Caroleeenalala]

Albuquerque NM has refused to host Trump's event today because he owes the city $445,000 from past events he never paid for.

[Torrey Smith @TorreySmithWR]

The fact that both presidential candidates keep going to the same 5 states should add more fuel to abolishing the electoral college.

It’s terrible.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

No. ❤️

[Jamie Schler @lifesafeast]

This is one big reason why we are where we are, folks…

[BT @HeyItsBT]

@Acyn Maybe Newt wasn’t the best choice for this segment’s guest.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

The fact that Donald Trump was nearly assassinated does not make it less important for Democrats to put forward the strongest possible nominee. If you believed Biden wasn’t your party’s best bet yesterday morning, you still have an obligation to do something about that today!

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[Alex Fernie @FernieCommaAlex]

“Trump winning would be a disaster & I don’t think Biden can beat him”

“Oh, so you want Trump to win?”

“No, I think Biden will lose, which is bad. But there’s time to…”

“Wow, MAGA much?”

“A 2nd Trump term would do immense harm & we must…”

“You’re doing an elitist coup.”

[Osita Nwanevu @OsitaNwanevu]

Maybe it will be the greatest press conference of all time

[Bugman Hegel @FedPoasting]

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.