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my great grandma had a featherless chicken as a pet. he would get sunburned so she made him overalls.

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brooklynn and mary are teaching me how to tweet again

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My mom is the only person who is liking my tweets. Hey Becky

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hey @_BrennanWarren

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@NinaTrilll why? are you uh.... BURNIN UP with annoyance?

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Can I still send this in? @joejonas

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I FOUND MY OLD BOX OF JONAS BROTHERS MAGAZINES I AM FREAKING OUT 😭💞 @jonasbrothers

[Jeremy Arns @jparns]

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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SHES SO CUTE

[kassy @kassy]

this Chinese four generations meme is so wholesome omg

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I think they meant “yee hawg”

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am I dramatic, because I literally just shed a tear. (not kidding) THANK YOU HANUKKAH

[Netflix @netflix]

The Holiday Armadillo has granted your wish: “Friends” will still be there for you in the US throughout 2019

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@haydenedwards9 @WeirdCrimeFacts @naturewasmetal Hahah wth hayden

[nina @NinaTrilll]

“Does anyone know how to shuffle?”
@HeyPaigee : I know how to Cupid shuffle, but only if you play the song

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if you know, you know.

https://t.co/PDdxSIF6iv

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so to top off my day yesterday I had to pay $40 to get a boot taken off of my car, for parking in a lot that I have a parking pass for.

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my dad really just told me I was cock blocking him because I was sitting next to my mom on the couch

[Josh @J0shBr0wn_]

Arkansas was the 25th state

Kansas was the 34th

Therefore Kansas, should be pronounced “Kan-saw”

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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me to me:

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Me “I am not going out tonight. I am going to go to bed early and rise early.”

Me at 1:01 am :

[MO @organicmorg]

Does anyone else remember when Walmart had a whole section of live fish