Jeremy Arns

dive bar & pull tab enthusiast

[Jeremy Arns @jparns]

I GET TO MARRY MY BEST FRIEND

[Jeremy Arns @jparns]

Every time I see one of the 21c penguins after a singular cocktail

[“paula” @paularambles]

what’s going on with my buoys, and, in some cases, gulls?

[Arkansas Baseball @RazorbackBSB]

I WANT YOU TO PUT THE WORD OUT THERE THAT THE OMAHOGS BACK UP

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

You’re either with the Philadelphia Eagles or you’re with the terrorists.

[𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭™ @hawkeyeinmd]

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

[Jeremy Arns @jparns]

HES BACK

[Nick Kendell 🏔 @NickKendellMHH]

Idk whose photo this is but just saw it and am dying

[O.W. Root @owroot]

Go to Springfield, order the cat, the whole thing, medium rare, grab a beer or two, make it three, curly fries and coleslaw, grab a chair out back, ask for the barbecue sauce, tell them you know barbecue.

[Harristotle @Its_Harristotle]

Sam Pittman says “Oh I got you” as he flips off the ref. This is how you win me back, coach.

[Jeremy Arns @jparns]

Oh I’m sweating.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Let me hawk tuah, let me buy u a drank

[beN @benshotonfilm]

Joe Biden locking in with three adderalls and whatever he could find in Hunter’s jacket

[Jeremy Arns @jparns]

Honest mistake, could’ve happened to anyone.

[Hunter Miller @MillerHHunter]

Rory McIlroy gets divorced the same weekend that Scottie Scheffler is arrested?

[Jeremy Arns @jparns]

A @RazorbackBSB x @SS_Vineyard combo would be insane

[Nevada Wolf Pack 🐺 @NevadaWolfPack]

It doesn't get better than wine and @NevadaBaseball on a Wednesday 🍷

Come out to Peccole Park today as we take on Saint Mary's at 3:05 pm ⚾️

First 90 fans (21+ years old with ID) will get a bottle of rosé from Whispering Vine 👀

🎟️ | https://t.co/fZL5rR7fMS

#BattleBorn

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

History Repeats Itself As Communists Run Out Of Food https://t.co/PtrmsjTho7

[Arkansas Football 🐗 @RazorbackFB]

Won't back down

[Jeremy Arns @jparns]

@florida kicking