Jacob

Rose Lavelle's No 1 Fan —— Sometimes I write stuff: ———— Alter Ego over at @ThePlasticsPod

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

Going to the store for some existential clarity, need anything?

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

Tres a cero 👀

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

Golden Glove trophy rn 🤰#ARGFRA

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

@SBienkowski The *NSYNC boys are at it again!

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

Very tough to tell all the attackers apart in Brazil when they bleach their hair #CROBRA

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

If the time to start tweeting again is ever obvious, it’s when the USA is in the Ro16. Let’s go USA!!!

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

The late resurgence

[OptaJohan @OptaJohan]

5 - Ricardo Pepi is the first player this century to be directly involved in five goals in his first-ever four Eredivisie matches for @fcgroningen (4 goals, 1 assist). Star.

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

@MattDoyle76 The crust is half the pizza, who do we contact about this

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

@oh_that_crab If you view McTominay as more of a hit man than a soccer player, things start to make more sense

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

@tariqpanja Don’t do this to yourself, I beg you

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

Harry Maguire being a primary progresser can’t be a good sign. Eriksen as a false nine leaves much to be desired. Trossard, as always, is a baller

[markstats bot @markstatsbot]

Man Utd 1 : 2 Brighton

▪ xG: 1.75 - 1.32
▪ xThreat: 1.63 - 1.57
▪ Possession: 62.2% - 37.8%
▪ Field Tilt: 57.9% - 42.1%
▪ Def Line Height: 38.9 - 48.9

#msbot_eng #epl

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

Sterling makes the move.

[The Plastics Podcast @ThePlasticsPod]

Raheem Sterling: A Possibly Too Long Thread

Sterling to Chelsea is looking more and more likely now, why do Chelsea want him? (1/25)

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

Art imitates life

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Incredulity of Saint Thomas, by Mattia Preti, 1675, 📸 Brad Smith/ISI Photo

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

Now this is a sensible transfer

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Tyrell Malacia to Manchester United, here we go! Agreement reached on personal terms, waiting to sign the contracts soon for €15m plus €2m add-ons to Feyenoord. Malacia will be first signing of ten Hag era. 🚨🔴 #MUFC

OL deal hijacked, as revealed on Tuesday - now confirmed.

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

This is all the vindication I need

[American Soccer Analysis @AnalysisEvolved]

What happens when you combine your current love of soccer with your childhood love of Pokemon? @Thundering165 goes farther down this rabbit *ahem* I mean "Diglett" hole than any of us here at ASA expected.

https://t.co/2r3MclLww8

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

WMU loud and proud baby

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

@BlairLaCross 🙃

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

This might be specific to my age group, but “Chaos control!” is seared into my brain

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

Math teacher Matt Turner

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Touchdown in KC 🛬

[Jacob @HeyyItsJac0b]

My anxiety level directly correlates to how many times I’ve said “whaddya gonna do” like Tony Soprano that day