Hi Fructose!

At least 3 of my followers are not bots
Also musk and trump are pieces of shit

[Hi Fructose! @HiFructose4U]

I have 0 followers so I can say whatever the fuck I want, ok mom?!

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

None of you are prepared for this.

[Hi Fructose! @HiFructose4U]

At this point it may be easier to list foods that haven't been recalled

[MapQuest @MapQuest]

We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: https://t.co/E2I0Ezd57W

(tag us so we can see your work 🙂)

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you.

[Hi Fructose! @HiFructose4U]

TGIFuuuuuuck it's only Thursday

[Hi Fructose! @HiFructose4U]

Just broke a fork which I assume means 7 years of bad eating

[Hi Fructose! @HiFructose4U]

RIP Dolly
Flags at half mast....lower.....lower....LOWER

[TMZ @TMZ]

Tim Curry, the legendary film and TV actor has died at 80 💔🕊️ https://t.co/hK41OcFil5

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

When a person loses 1 sense the others are heightened. That's why people who have no sense of humor have an amazing sense of self-importance.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

It's only August, and somebody already won Halloween for the best, scariest costume of the year.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Dolly Parton on supporting the LGBTQ+ community (2016): “I do not believe we should criticize and judge other people. If you’re the fine Christian you think you are, why are you judging people? I just think we should be more loving, more caring. We are who we are. If you’re gay, you’re gay. If you’re straight, you’re straight. You should be allowed to be how you are and who you are”

[The Celebrity Pool @CelebrityPool]

The Grim Reaper needs to start taking the assholes instead.

[Hi Fructose! @HiFructose4U]

RIP QUEEN 👸
#Dolly

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

What a sad day for America what a sad day for the world what a sad day for the pardon family. Dolly! We will miss you in more ways than one can say you were a treasure on this earth.

[Hi Fructose! @HiFructose4U]

@theangriestbuni ❤

[Hi Fructose! @HiFructose4U]

Congrats on making it through another Monday.
Only 10,000 more to go!

[Hi Fructose! @HiFructose4U]

@grounder761 Thank you dude! I appreciate you (and a half) 👊🏼🤟🏼🥁

[Hi Fructose! @HiFructose4U]

I get so lonely playing solitaire

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

I believe that I've been put on earth to test my own patience.