Jack Shaw

Stand Up Comedian - Kill Tony 🎫

[Jack Shaw @hijackshaw]

My favorite part about the Epstein Files is that when you go to the website it asks, “Are you 18?”

No?

You’re in!

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🐴 Giddy up, Austin — #LMAOF is back with @HiJackShaw & @CoveredInLiz! Stream their stand-up sets free, only on OFTV.

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[Jack Shaw @hijackshaw]

Pope Francis took one JD Glance and died. Rest in peace ❤️

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My uncle asked me if I wanted to see his penis. I said no. And that’s when I learned you don’t always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find… my uncle’s penis.

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Where my dudes at? #standupcomedy

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Crowd member literally sleeping during my set #standupcomedy #comedy

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Do you think anyone misunderstood Kars4Kids? Do you think they showed up with their car and said, “Alright, show me the kids!”

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LeBron James vs Michael Jordan in kindergarten 😳

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@wildershaw_ only if you’re the driver

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i made a dating app where im the only option

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@birthdaynate selfie!

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god is the first content creator

[Jack Shaw @hijackshaw]

nick fuentes, kanye west, alex jones threesome?

[Jack Shaw @hijackshaw]

kanye west made alex jones the worst guy ever look good

kanye west made alex jones the worst guy ever look good

kanye west made alex jones the worst guy ever look good

kanye west made alex jones the worst guy ever look good

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due to inflation 6 inches is now 9 inches

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@Ari_Mostow you're so crazy!

[Jack Shaw @hijackshaw]

i can’t sleep because of apps. so i looked up how to sleep better and found out there’s an app for that