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28 🏹🏹🏹 Chipotle Corn Connoisseur

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Official meeting of the PCA fan club. 🤝

[Archer @High5Eleven]

Sheeesh

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Houston Rockets guard Fred VanVleet has been elected as the new President of the National Basketball Players Association, succeeding CJ McCollum, sources tell ESPN. VanVleet begins a four-year term as the next NBPA leader.

[Archer @High5Eleven]

Sounds like other teams are biting the Lions kneecaps instead

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

More: Lions RB David Montgomery is now out indefinitely after suffering an MCL injury during Sunday’s loss to the Bills, sources tell ESPN. Montgomery is undergoing additional testing on his knee and getting a second opinion to confirm, but he could be lost for the season.

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

🚨LIVE: Luigi Mangione's brother reacts to his arrest for the murder of a healthcare CEO.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

This means there’s a Waluigi Mangione who works in private equity

[Archer @High5Eleven]

At this time next year I better be eating $1 mcchickens

[Archer @High5Eleven]

Vikings are going to win by 70

[Archer @High5Eleven]

Hahahahaha

[Archer @High5Eleven]

Why are there so many people in my neighborhood walking around at 5:50 am

[Archer @High5Eleven]

3 years ago, I parked my car in a lot while listening to this game on the radio and walked to a Subway. When I walked back with my sub during the 9th inning, my car had been towed.

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

3 years ago, Alec Mills threw a no-hitter in Milwaukee!

#OTD x @Prevagen

[Archer @High5Eleven]

Went to the theatre in Beloit to watch Guardians of the Galaxy and the projector disconnected with 20 minutes left so they gave us free vouchers and we couldn’t watch the ending 😢

[Archer @High5Eleven]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 25 Feb 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Archer @High5Eleven]

@ArifHasanNFL Those hidden replies though haha

[Archer @High5Eleven]

Daniel Jones is annoying me

[Archer @High5Eleven]

The average McDonald’s consumer will not be able to figure out how to use this

[ELIJAH SCHÄFFER @ElijahSchaffer]

You asked for $25 minimum wage

You get: First fully automated McDonalds in Texas

[J. Kyle Mann @jkylemann]

oh yeah well let’s see the netherlands guard ja morant

[Archer @High5Eleven]

LETS GOOOOOO