High Rant District

Soccer: Against modern football. Hockey: NY Islanders & Portland Winterhawks. NY Mets baseball. Vinyl. Analog dinosaur. Sempre I soliti piantagrane.

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@otter272 Also, if it's any consolation, women of a certain age that get divorced are more likely to get struck by lightning than to remarry a good person. Big ocean, lots of fish... but first, you gotta get to a point where YOU like you, or others won't be able to.

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@otter272 I'm not you and I'm not in your head, so I can only speak in generalities. Hang in there. Take any job. Multiple jobs if need be. You need different, forward motion. Women are *generally* out for themselves. Men will *generally* always have each others' backs. Always exceptions.

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@thepwhlofficial This is ten-ply. Is Charmin now a sponsor?

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This needs to be the #Isles philosophy (and should have been for the last 4 years). We are not a team that elite free agents will sign with. We must draft our way out of this. We need very high picks for a few years.

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@joekaz17 Well, to me real bad is finishing bottom 5 for a while to draft super high for a few years in a row.

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Anaheim, Montreal and Buffalo not only made playoffs, they advanced to round 2. Did it by being bad for years, drafting high and playing kids. San Jose is close behind. The #Isles need to be real bad for a while, and we needed that to begin FOUR YEARS AGO.

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@PizzaSportsGuy @rattmartin I don't know any of the involved parties enough to know where the truth is likely to reside. If someone made mistakes, correct them and move forward. Now... fuck the RanJerk$.

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@FriedgeHNIC In the US, the EDM-ANA game, slated for ESPN2, was moved to ESPNU (which few sub to) for over half the game due to the CAR-OTT 2OT. Does this mean all west coast games could be partial views on the originally scheduled channel? Do east coast games get preference?

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@ESPN switch to the fucking Edmonton-Anaheim game on ESPN2 from ESPNU you fucking fucks.

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Creepy-as-fuck @leahhextall is on the @Espn broadcast of the Bruins-Sabres #NHL game. At last year's draft she kept putting her man-hands on the thighs of 18-yr-old men she was interviewing. Had a man done that to 18-yr-old women he'd have been fired. Nice double-standard, ESPN.

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What a bad look for the #isles in giving proceeds of the final-game 50/50 raffle to pay legal fees FOR A COP CONVICTED OF MANSLAUGHTER, calling it "the fight for justice". Just fucking embarrassing.

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Horvat faded badly over the last 15 games or so. Nice of him to show up in the meaningless game. #isles

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@CarlMacGowan He captained us to two straight seasons of no playoffs. How exactly is he a good leader? Be specific.

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Shoot Pelech into the sun. #isles

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Darche's number one goal this off-season should be to trade Barzal while Seattle and Vancouver still think he has value. #isles

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@Brandon266946 I'd straight-up call up Eiserman to take Barzal's spot on the PP for the final two games. #Isles

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Patrick Roy would have pulled the goalie two periods ago. #isles

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Too much diving in the NHL. #isles

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How can you be a forward on PP1 all season long and only have 2 PPG? Barzal is awful on the PP because the opponents know he can ONLY pass. He is a liability. #isles