Shawny Paper Towels

The Shogun’s Decapitator. *Rightful* heir to the Murray’s Hair Pomade fortune. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩

[Shawny Paper Towels @HighbrowShawn]

I wrote about Ka, one of the greatest writers to ever live, who inspired not just through his art but through how he lived his life.
https://t.co/VCE6eJDnTI

[Shawny Paper Towels @HighbrowShawn]

Gotta go.

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

que

[𝓕𝓪𝓶𝓮 @FameOn30]

I don’t think people realize how sad it is looking back that they wasted this Steph year in 22-23

29/6/6 on 49/42/90 + so consistent

[jules 🏳️‍⚧️ @transjgballard]

.@criterion this is your chance just screen record kotfm

[۟ @nalbis]

damn and only one of them liked my letterboxd review

[Shawny Paper Towels @HighbrowShawn]

Every variation of the “niggas be named James” joke I’ve seen fails to capture the absurdity of the original.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

niggas be named max but do the minimum

[michael✨ @_killing_my_ass]

incredible shot from our fantasy football league loser punishment

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

If they make it??

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

A woman never receives her poké burrito. A man’s ride home from the bar never comes. But two robots share a kiss in the cool midnight air.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Whenever someone posts that they read a large number of books on here, people lose their minds because they want everyone else to struggle and not read like they do. And they pretend it’s a lie instead of something that anyone can do by prioritizing reading.

[fakelogic @fakelogic]

People who talk about “can’t mortgage the future” rarely acknowledge how the org did a *reverse* mortgage on Steph’s present via the 2nd Timeline. They opted to draft raw prospects while a franchise legend was still here—no small factor in judging the team’s current state.

[City Light Sports @CityLightSports]

The next decade is *already mortgaged*. You burn bright, and you burn out, then build up again. You don't sell out the best player in team history to cling to the promise of 35-win seasons led by Kuminga. Some karmic stains can't be undone. https://t.co/sZSbHN4YQ7

[박주현 @hermit_hwarang]

“Landlords shouldn’t profit” isn’t the socialist position. Land, like other means of production, should be collectively rather than privately owned and managed. It shouldn’t be a commodity to be bought, sold, and hoarded at the expense of the many.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

What if 2010 tom brady ran for 900 yards also for shits and giggles

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

it should be a legal requirement for every city to have an IMAX screen

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Landlords like to act as if they’re simply receiving compensation for a service when the reality is that they’re hoarding a basic need and profiting off of functional extortion - giving you an option between paying them or living on the street and pretending they’re benevolent.

[MMM @lnferno_hb]

megumi ishitani

actually absurd work

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

yea i hate when people stop cussing cus they always use stupid stuff like “what the frick” and “laughing my butt off” leave us alone