Hillary Rotunda

[Hillary Rotunda @HillaryRotunda]

If I was given $1 for every Hillary Clinton joke I have received, I would have enough money to fund my campaign and beat Trump and Hillary.

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I really wish I could retweet my old tweets. I realize i often feel the same today as I did in 2013.

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@RaeeeRaee looks like our class drawings...#nearlyexpelled https://t.co/2P991QYqmd

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Actually just had to dodge a tumbleweed on the interstate. That about sums up a trip from the cities to Fargo.

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@mikaelajo94 @kayleebabineau https://t.co/7eZcK30LfK

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

*finishes 3rd bottle of wine*

*checks for abs*

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@D_Saintal are you sure you can pitch in that much?? For PIZZA??

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Huge S/O to my little sister for officially signing to the University of Mary in Bismarck! (she got a full ride)😘🏀❤️ #proud @laurenrotunda

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@Fellows35 @Lady_Becky13 @MaxPagel2 @Matt_Larsen22 @StribSports WHATS THE POINT ANYMORE

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There isn't more of a giveaway I will never grow up than the fact that I still die laughing at Jerry Gergich farting when he bends over.

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@PKubs3_11 https://t.co/yszl6OZA6T

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The best part about Sunday is I don't have to get ready for bed because I never changed out of my PJs.

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Poor college student? No, post-grad poverty is worse. I have cereal for every meal because I am too lazy/can't afford/don't know how to cook

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@lmillernd : @Lifeisperpetual just retweeted this. Rosie blows up mexi takin us down one at a time #plottwist https://t.co/XmXUkEuR8O

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@RaeeeRaee this is exactly how it would go down

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"I'm Sad My Sandwich Is Gone" -an autobiography by Hillary Rotunda

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Patiently waiting jake owen's divorce

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There's skinny girls at wefest and then there's me, going from campsite to campsite seeing if anyone has leftover zorbaz for me to devour