Hillary Gal

Obnoxiously rude in the best and shiniest way possible. Don't you touch my wormbaby.

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

I'm pretty sure I feel...

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

I don't have to be cool; I have a vagina

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

That awkward moment when you hear a gunshot and realize you've been shot in the leg

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

My thoughts this far into the afternoon: "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU!!! "

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

My thoughts this early in the morning; "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you " etc

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

Fark you!

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

Everything is grey

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

Women are dicks

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

BOSS http://t.co/ZnQhr75J

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

Saw this total stalker stalking me at the wave pool. Wearing stalker pants.

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

@fuzzfreeman - only if your first date doesn't include either washing the dishes or cutting your date up into little chunks.

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

Someone please stop me. I'm a pervert.

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

People are sleazy greasy. Almost half wheezy.

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

Dicks galore! Eat a bag of dicks, you dick!!

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

I'm kind of a douche. :)

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

I love gingers.

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

You look so good I just wanna kill you.

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

Hi, nice to meet you! I have pink hair.

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

Note to self: must stop shampooing eyes

[Hillary Gal @HillroyG]

I love my pink hair