Ryan Homan

Just livin' life

[Ryan Homan @HoHoHoHoman]

....this joke of a president has No solution or empathy ...and actually I just heard the mayor of Minneapolis speak...its 1:30 am...the mayor is exhausted but provided needed reassurance

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I can’t stand back & watch this happen to a great American City, Minneapolis. A total lack of leadership. Either the very weak Radical Left Mayor, Jacob Frey, get his act together and bring the City under control, or I will send in the National Guard & get the job done right.....

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

What truly makes our country great is its diversity. I’ve seen that beauty in so many ways over the years. Whether we are born here or seek refuge here, there’s a place for us all. We must remember it’s not my America or your America. It’s our America.

[Adriana Diaz @AdrianaDiaz]

LIVE from South Dakota. Retweet to show the rest of the country what we’re doing upper Midwest...while they lounge by the pool.

[Jay Trobec @trobec]

Update: Watertown, South Dakota now reporting 17-1/2 inches so far. Likely the city will finish around two feet or more by tomorrow morning. #kelowx

[SAMbulance™️ @samdharrison]

Why are we simulating scenarios where students are intubating in difficult environments?

Should be a case of recognising challenging environment, managing basics well, extricating to a safer environment, optimising the first attempt.

This effectively advocates unsafe practice.

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

[First day Radiology rotation]

Radiologist: What do you see on this MRI?

Me (trying to impress): Looks like two large brain tumors

Radiologist: Uh, those are the ventricles

Me: Oh

Radiologist:

Me (still trying to impress): So then these must be the atria

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: “I wanna travel”

Bank account: “Like around the block?”

[relatable @byreIatable]

All these HS grads are like "can't wait to see what the next chapter holds"

Gaining 15 lbs & spending $300 on a textbook, that's what it holds

[Ryan Homan @HoHoHoHoman]

So many concert snapchats tonight 🎻🎼

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Pt:"I need a PCA pump with Dilaudid for my fibromyalgia"
Doc:"That's not happening"
😳😳😳😳😳

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Doc:"What were you in the hospital for last week?"
Pt:"They said I had PANCREATITTIES"
😂😂😂😂

[Ryan Homan @HoHoHoHoman]

@emruthpenning ER!!!

[relatable @byreIatable]

Friend: “When do you usually go to bed?”
Me: “Oh usually by 11 sometimes 4”

[Zach @TweetsWithZach]

*Swipes card to pump gas in -10 weather*

Is this a debit card?
Enter zip code
Would you like a car wash?
Would you like a receipt?
Plans for next weekend?
Cats or dogs?
Where'd you get that shirt?
Are you single?

JUST PUMP THE GAS