Hollie Quade 🦥

sloth enthusiast🦥 vet tech🩺

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Try the pumpkins darling they're smashing

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

i gave it some thought and now it's worse

[kt, esq. @____katieee]

men be like oh so now it’s rape to rape people?

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Humans beings weren't meant to endure this much two factor authentication.

[Lina @zoid269]

why are men so worried about getting raped in prison? not all men are rapists.

[SJ @sydphetamine]

ngl it’s the phones

[↯ @ajytweets]

Use your whole brain when talking to me.

[Y. @yogits___]

women receive more shame for
consensual sex than men do for rape btw

[reese1hunnit @reese1hundred]

If you call me and it’s loud I’m hanging up

[ZARIA @zariaz1]

throwing a drink in somebody face is still on my bucket list btw

[i @bbpoltergayist]

they are air frying me tomorrow

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

OCTOBER IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
OCTOBER IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
OCTOBER IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
OCTOBER IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
OCTOBER IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
OCTOBER IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
OCTOBER IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.

[JC @JorgeCarrilloGr]

Me siento como Kanye cuando le dio psicosis y se alejó de todos

[trap dad @dude_gang]

bro i can tell ur on beer

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

Does anyone have $295 I can borrow

[Drebae @Drebae_]

May all the money I irresponsibly SPEND come back to me multiplied by TEN.

[Nadia. @nonamenadia]

this year has felt like straight psychosis

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into little towns, buy an old house, grow tomatoes, bake bread, and mind their own damn business..

[lilaa 🎃ྀིྀི @mjmusee]

stepped on a leaf and it crunched omw to work

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

It's 2026, there has got to be a better way to do dental x-rays than to have me bite a Barbie chair from 18 different angles