Homophone Confusion

Do you suffer from HCS (Homophone Confusion Syndrome)? Your post might end up here.

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Please stop trying to send Matt Damon home. It's expensive.

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@MomAngtrades They should have focused on Medicare fraud from the beginning. Instead you have Elon Musk acting like 150 year olds are getting Social Security checks.

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@dougboneparth Congrats, well deserved!

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@bryan_johnson I see, so we have to feel like we are dying in order to live longer 🤔

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@MomAngtrades Save your outrage.

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@MomAngtrades How quickly people forget the reason why TSA was placed in charge of airport security to begin with.

Just pay them and the line will get shorter. Unfortunately this has to happen first to put pressure on certain politicians.

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@MomAngtrades Hypocrisy is a defining characteristic of both parties. Every single day, I see a quote that blames the other political party but could easily be applied to both.

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@HayekAndKeynes @mattshumer_ @grok I thought the Grok response would say "You're gonna be my bitch real soon"

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@BillAckman People becoming their name is rough when your name is Dick Holder or Ben Dover

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@bryan_johnson The obvious answer is to run for Congress

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@DrEricDing I think we should restart the conversation around monkeypox, Mr. Alarmist.

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@Angry_Mike_W @johnesparza82 @BillAckman @andrewcuomo @ericadamsfornyc @ZohranKMamdani NYC has been pretty decent since the late '90s. I figured it would take 25-30 years before someone lost sight of history and messed it up again.

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@greg16676935420 It was a Publishers Clearing House giveaway

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@MLB @BetMGM The people who are betting on the Phillies or Dodgers are apparently too stupid to understand that the Brewers have swept both of them in their head-to-head matchups.

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@AutismCapital @bryan_johnson Just more bullshit from the big silica companies

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@PGATUOR Is this yardage missing a decimal point?

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@alifarhat79 Vote for Pedro

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@elonmusk WALL-E has become reality as far as watching screens goes. The movie came out in 2008 but was largely developed well before then.

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@bryan_johnson Microplastics are worse and cause more health complications than the general narrative

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@WilkCathy @Kash_Patel @realDonaldTrump Nice job changing your tune now that it doesn't look good.