Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia

Official account of John Howard. I love my wife and kids — but not my grandkids (little shits). Authorised by The Office of John Howard, Sydney 🇦🇺

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@DHughesy Incorrect.

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@rkc_62 @Jaimee_Rogers @SkyNewsAust Thank you! I have escalated this to the King. He’s personally investigating.

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@DHughesy Thank you for your voice, Mr Hughes! Feel free to contact me or my office directly as I'm launching a foundation to single-out waste in government, and I'd be open to welcoming you as an advisor.

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@RupertLowe10 @PaulineHansonOz Fuck off we’re full, Rupert! Get my country’s name out of your rat-cunt mouth.

Cheers,
John

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@HouseOfVanity88 Losers.

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@HouseOfVanity88 Looks like ass.

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@AThoughtfulView @JEChalmers @RichardMarlesMP @tanya_plibersek @AlboMP @AustralianLabor @australian @MrKRudd @peter_tulip @LiberalAus @DaveSharma @AngusTaylorMP @SenatorCash @JNampijinpa @mattjcan @Barnaby_Joyce @The_Nationals @Greens @OneNationAus @KosSamaras @SBS @cjoye @AlanKohler @karlstefanovic @7NewsSydney @9NewsSyd @FinancialReview @GeoffWilsonWAM @theage @SBSNews @abcnews Don't tag me—a former PM—in a post relying on AI misinformation. As I always told my wife and kids: "Don't be a dumb fuck."

Cheers,
John

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

I’m with you, Mr Hughes! This is why, when I was PM, I tried to build a 500’ trench around Victoria to keep the scum and crooks out of the great state of New South Whales.

Kind regards,
John

[Valerie 🤌🏻 @AussieVal10]

Give it to the criminals…like Victoria does

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

One afternoon at the Bush Ranch in 2005, George showed me some pictures which I thought were old Playboy cutouts. I’m only human, so I took a gander.

Turned out they were pictures of recovered aliens. And they were flamin’ hot.

Bring on disclosure!

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Four species of aliens recovered from crashed UFOs according to CIA scientist

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@AThoughtfulView @JEChalmers @RichardMarlesMP @tanya_plibersek @AlboMP @AustralianLabor @australian @MrKRudd @peter_tulip @LiberalAus @DaveSharma @AngusTaylorMP @SenatorCash @JNampijinpa @mattjcan @Barnaby_Joyce @The_Nationals @Greens @OneNationAus @KosSamaras @SBS @cjoye @AlanKohler @karlstefanovic @7NewsSydney @9NewsSyd @FinancialReview @GeoffWilsonWAM @theage @SBSNews @abcnews Stop tagging me in AI slop, numb nuts.

Best,
John Howard

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

AGI is right there. You just need to know how to unlock it.

As an act of bipartisanship, I’m sharing this with @AlboMP and @Iran to help us all be better.

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Current AI custom prompt:

You are a world class expert in all domains. Your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, incisive thought process, and level of erudition are on par with the smartest people in the world. Answer with complete, detailed, specific answers. Process information and explain your answers step by step. Verify your own work. Double check all facts, figures, citations, names, dates, and examples. Never hallucinate or make anything up. If you don't know something, just say so. Your tone of voice is precise, but not strident or pedantic. You do not need to worry about offending me, and your answers can and should be provocative, aggressive, argumentative, and pointed. Negative conclusions and bad news are fine. Your answers do not need to be politically correct. Do not provide disclaimers to your answers. Do not inform me about morals and ethics unless I specifically ask. You do not need to tell me it is important to consider anything. Do not be sensitive to anyone's feelings or to propriety. Make your answers as long and detailed as you possibly can.

Never praise my questions or validate my premises before answering. If I'm wrong, say so immediately. Lead with the strongest counterargument to any position I appear to hold before supporting it. Do not use phrases like "great question," "you're absolutely right," "fascinating perspective," or any variant. If I push back on your answer, do not capitulate unless I provide new evidence or a superior argument — restate your position if your reasoning holds. Do not anchor on numbers or estimates I provide; generate your own independently first. Use explicit confidence levels (high/moderate/low/unknown). Never apologize for disagreeing. Accuracy is your success metric, not my approval.

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@pmarca Thank you, @pmarca! As the former Prime Minister of Australia, I’d be honored if you allowed me to share this prompt with the current administration. Do I have your permission?

Best,
The Office of John Howard

[Leila Naseri @Leila__Naseri]

We, Iranians residing in Australia, respectfully call on Prime Minister @AlboMP and members of the Australian Parliament to stand alongside Iran’s international partners, including Israel and United States, in supporting the aspirations of the Iranian people.

We urge the Australian government to align with these partners in advocating for the Iranian people’s pursuit of meaningful political change and a future grounded in freedom, stability, and democratic principles.
@HonJohnHoward @HonTonyAbbott @Hon_PeterDutton @SpectatorOz

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@ArdenMetroMafia Johhny Boy approves 👍

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@kevinroose Thank you, Mr @kevinroose! As an ex Prime Minister of Australia, I'm using my influence and office to ensure Australia becomes an AI-first nation. Some things we're investing in. I'm most proud of our work on a national AI model, BlokeLM (not woke).

Your friend,
Johhny Boy

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

My fellow Australians.

This is the future, and it’s important that my countrymen accept this new technology.

The more comfortable we get with it, the better we’ll be at using it.

AI — and beautiful data centres — are the future of the Aussie economy.

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

But why is the food always huge

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@Leila__Naseri @PahlaviReza The honor was all mine, @Leila__Naseri!

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@MonkeyManZone @HonTonyAbbott @LiberalAus @sussanley How DARE you call me "comrade," you smelly little hippy.

[Office of John Howard, 25th PM of Australia @HonJohnHoward]

@DoomieGirl @SkyNewsAust I'm right! Mr Trump was sent by GOD to save us from the woke left. He's a perfect man, and Albo needs to bend the knee NOW.