Dave Honigman

Actor @GrayTalentGroup 🎥 Ringling Bros circus closing tour Clown 🎪

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Look Ma! I’m on... Facebook 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@OKFineCheese That’s @natdogkatdog !! 🏆

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@MPSomerstein “I’m not a smart man, but I know what unlimited breadsticks is.”

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@MJMcKean Kraft-y 👏

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@TimBarnes451 https://t.co/Uu44flnPhn by @FBasanavicius ⚡️

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@GinaIppy Ima save half for later…

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@kewlwick her: if this is true, what else is true?
you: exactly.

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@gishow_ What was your first guess??

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Some people forget the fourth r in Frebrurary

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Me: damn, this bop moves me 🥲

Spotify: *nationwide is on your side*

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@chickunfingers

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CDC says our CDC jokes are killing it

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CDC recommends New Year’s irresolutions

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CDC says ok to floss for a week every ten weeks

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@erockappel Congrats and good luck, erock! 🏆

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I’d be good in an apocalypse.
*immediately bangs knee on sofa*

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@HurricaneZara Sabbatical ✅

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I’d watch Silence of the Lambs if it was a documentary about lambs shutting the fuck up

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Happy fucking Halloween

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@Montanuhhhh

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@The_Ambassador_ Mondays are my Friday, and they still suck 🏆