John O'Connell

IPA dinner sommelier = hop sommelier = hop somalian = HopPirate. He/him. CIS

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@ndrew_lawrence Democrats: we may not have all the solutions, but we do have a talent for blaming ourselves for at least part of the cause.

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@RossKneeDeep Like Deadpool using Nicepool.

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@RonFilipkowski @Dcl_60 How terminally online do you have to be to not see this as peak cringe?

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@JamesSantelli And those benches are dangerous! Never sit alone (IYKYK).

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@GingerLoafTigs H20 fine to drink
H202 die if you drink

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@acnewsitics @julepandme No one has ever had a bright light directed at them during a TV event!

If he had been on a TV stage in the 60’s he would have exploded like the dude in Scanners!

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@WUTangKids That Karen Carpenter filter is just turned up too high.

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@gtconway3d @Kathlee71013772 @JDVance The Harris campaign has completed the vetting process. They’ve just in no hurry to release it all at once. They can leak one or two of these a week all the way to November.

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@RevDaniel @DoktorZoom My kids would be “we ARE dressed up, dad!”

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@WUTangKids “At school” rather than homeschooled is where this starts. “Government School” as Limbaugh and Boortz would say.

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@MillieCheesey He looks like me if I spent my career teaching. He also looks like 60 used to look. He will look almost exactly like that in 20 years. He looks 10 years younger when he speaks in video.

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@joshtpm I killed their emails recently due to truly horrendous editorial content.

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@sixfootcandy No I give it to this dude so he can destroy it like the mortal enemy it is.

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@BettyBowers I just feel bad for Kristi Noem’s current pets.

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@fake_biden The only time I’ve ever watched “The Five” (thanks to my FIL) I saw Jesse pre-promotion. He was completely committed to the day’s talking points from his bosses. Like a DJ committed to his sponsors. I knew then he would be Sean’s replacement.

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And 30 more after that.

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@TylerMcBrien @WSJ JOE PISCOPO? He’s still alive?

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@BeerWildHeaven Nick looking like an extra in a Police video #80s

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And…there it goes.

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“As long as this knob is set…”
Famous last words, Hans.
#svengoolie