Chris Hopson

[Chris Hopson @Hopcity19]

I recently bought a very expensive tv @BestBuy because I was promised $210 in store credit. But I never received it and now they claim that it has expired. Shameful

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[dunkey @vgdunkey]

took me a couple tries

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

it’s been almost 3 years now. very disappointed

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10

[Chris Hopson @Hopcity19]

Finally, a candidate I can really support

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Just got a phone call from a number that looked just like mine - it was a robocall. I’m going to ban robocalls as President. We have better things to do than have our time wasted. I remember being glad when my phone rang. Times have changed. https://t.co/pffVQEAgJl

[Chris Hopson @Hopcity19]

I'm confused. How is it legal for the blues to have a brick wall in front of their net?

[Chris Hopson @Hopcity19]

Game of Thrones season 7 episode 3 summary: Jon does nothing, the night king kills some characters I don’t care about, arya is a superhero apparently, and why is Bran important again?

[Chris Hopson @Hopcity19]

@united 3 hour delay and now 3 hours after landing still no bags. Why does this only happen with you?

[Chris Hopson @Hopcity19]

Mom: “I could never figure out where to go in red dead redemption. The game never told you!”
How to find out where to go:
Step 1: find yellow highlighted portion on map (also on mini map)
Step 2: go there

[Chris Hopson @Hopcity19]

Legend of zelda: breath of the wild, lets you name your horse “Butt”, 10/10. Red dead redemption 2 does not let you name your horse “Butt” because of “profanity”, 0/10

[Chris Hopson @Hopcity19]

Dad: the founding fathers were moral men, they actually cared about their country!
Me: yeah! And they owned slaves too! Lol
Dad: well they didnt have combines and tractors so yeah
Me: ...

Did my dad just justify slavery or am I overreacting?

[Chris Hopson @Hopcity19]

They shouldve gone for the turbo

[Chris Hopson @Hopcity19]

Patriots: “oh its the fourth quarter? Its time for, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!”

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tom Brady testing his hand during warm-ups. 😂 https://t.co/Vx3RrKhesx

[Bleep / StuartG @HiImBleep]

letting horses know they are bullshit.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

NO! GOD! NO GOD! PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

And in one stroke, Twitter doubles the complexity of our nation's foreign policy.

[Chris Hopson @Hopcity19]

@emilysescape I think hes waaaaaaaay lucky