Joy Parker

I'm here to live each day to the fullest,to work hard and play harder

[Joy Parker @HopeLoveJoy1]

@cox_tom @MYSADCAT @MYSMUGCAT These are beautiful.

[Midnight Cowboy 🇺🇸 @cowboyjeffkent]

"I'll finish that tomorrow"

-An autobiography

[Joy Parker @HopeLoveJoy1]

@cowboyjeffkent @ScubavelliDeux omg yes.

[Midnight Cowboy 🇺🇸 @cowboyjeffkent]

The people least affected by things will always be the first to lecture you on how you should feel about something

[gⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish]

I'm sorry I kept making siren noises during your maid of honor speech, but my bullshit sensor is usually right about these things.

[Joy Parker @HopeLoveJoy1]

@s_a_healey @wordpressdotcom Great review. Is it on ibooks?

[S. A. Healey @s_a_healey]

Undeniably unputdownable! https://t.co/ByRwFRtJqe

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

what if I got on Shark Tank and proposed my new line of aquariums? It'd be Shark Tank brand Shark Tanks. ok off to work gang.

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Girl Scout Cookie Knuckle Tats:

T-H-I-N M-I-N-T

[Joy Parker @HopeLoveJoy1]

@s_a_healey Happy Birthday. Make it a great one. 🎉

[S. A. Healey @s_a_healey]

An audio passage from my first novel, Empty Me Out, available where eBooks are sold. https://t.co/jRZLcEY3Ln

[Joy Parker @HopeLoveJoy1]

@s_a_healey @audioBoom I'm hooked! I NEED THIS BOOK. 🙏

[S. A. Healey @s_a_healey]

An audio passage from my second novel, Fill Me In, soon to be released. https://t.co/9vZHyWBpWA

[Miss Conduct @serenehavoc]

I need 9827482 napkins to eat three chicken wings.

[I LIKE CHIPS @aaronup]

Adulthood 101.

You can do anything you want.

You don't want to do anything.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Top three meanings of "I was just joking"

3. I was just joking.

2. That sounded worse than I thought it would.

1. She looks angry, abort!

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

The pockets on skinny jeans are called lean pockets now.