Hotlips Bittlebutt

I've got one fuck left to give, and l'll be damned if I am going to waste it on your stupid ass

[Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck]

Except that this Kansas City is in Missouri.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

He is just soooooooo stupid.

[Marie Connor @thistallawkgirl]

As a lesbian, I can relate to these Gun rights activists because I also use inanimate objects to make up for my lack of dick.

[Hotlips Bittlebutt @HotlipsBittlebu]

I just earned the 'Johnny Appleseed (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/JgXJe1l9wW

[Hotlips Bittlebutt @HotlipsBittlebu]

I just earned the 'Beer of the World (Level 3)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/iXcXAZnVec

[Hotlips Bittlebutt @HotlipsBittlebu]

Drinking a Guinness Extra Stout by @GuinnessIreland - https://t.co/Z2d3mKjqVM

[Hotlips Bittlebutt @HotlipsBittlebu]

I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 74)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/MbmAQYNKSR

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Wake the fuck up America!

[Hotlips Bittlebutt @HotlipsBittlebu]

@realDonaldTrump Unless you are walking between the holes I suddenly understand your fluffy figure

[Hotlips Bittlebutt @HotlipsBittlebu]

@SenMikeLee You are a piece of shit! Your father would be so disappointed

[Pat Bagley @Patbagley]

If you want to know how Mussolini, Hitler and Franco subverted their democracies, you just witnessed it.

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

Repeat after me: I (state your name) will work my ass off to for the Democratic nominee even if that person is not my first choice because as any sane person can see the alternative is the death of our democracy.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

With their votes to make the American president accountable to no one, Republican senators have put the interests of one president over the interests of all Americans.

The only remedy now is for us all to vote in overwhelming numbers to replace them—and him—in November.

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Unfuckingbelievable — if true

[Hotlips Bittlebutt @HotlipsBittlebu]

@MechaPanda9K God made you that way

[Hotlips Bittlebutt @HotlipsBittlebu]

So close! If only @POTUS had been in one of the check points. I would have had to start believing in @TheTweetOfGod again since my prayers would have been answered

[Terri Parker @wpbf_terri]

BREAKING: two female suspects now in custody after breaching two barricades near the winter white house Mar a lago on Palm Beach / pursued by FHP - shots fired into the vehicle @WPBF25News

[Hotlips Bittlebutt @HotlipsBittlebu]

@SenAlexander you sir are a douche! Like a giant flaccid, completely useless, yeast infection causing douche. I hope your children and grandchildren are embarrassed by you instead of inheriting your douche bagerie

[Hotlips Bittlebutt @HotlipsBittlebu]

So very glad that @SenMikeLee so am obedient lap dog for @POTUS. My only question for @SenMikeLee is: Is there anywhere that @POTUS can smear the peanut butter that you won't lick it up eagerly?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

This is the only thing with Trump’s name on it that couldn’t dodge a draft