HoverClosetoInsanity

You don’t have to be insane to have children, but it helps. Sharing amusing sides of modern day living, parenting and staying the right side of the sanity line

[Heidi Selassie I @heidisaint]

Walthamstow pulled UP. One love always ✊🏼❤️

[HoverClosetoInsanity @HoveringClose]

@guardian why is the women’s World Cup news buried inside the sports section today while men’s sporting news is prioritised? If a male footballer’s injury was threatening the World Cup progress it would make the front cover. Do better. #FIFAWWC

[HoverClosetoInsanity @HoveringClose]

@guardian why is the women’s World Cup news buried inside the sports section today while men’s sporting news is prioritised? If a male footballer’s injury was threatening the World Cup progress it would make the front cover. Do better.

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

I'm at BBC HQ in London where there is a statue of George Orwell and his words

"If Liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear."

Watch the vid 🙏🏼

⁦@GaryLineker⁩ #IStandWithGary

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

There is no need to have a debate on Gary Lineker.

Two words - ‘Andrew Neil’ - means this is an open and shut case.

The BBC allowed its main politics presenter to run a hard right magazine, and espouse right wing opinions on social media.

There’s nothing more to say on this!

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.

[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Suella Braverman hosting Match of the Day this weekend. ⚽️🥲#MOTD #garylineker #ianwright #alanshearer

[Darren @Darren94775262]

Everyone arriving at Twitter for the 20 minute Match of the day fallout. #MOTD

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Not even the theme tune. I assume the musicians refused.

[HoverClosetoInsanity @HoveringClose]

I've just signed @DailyMirror's 38 Degrees petition calling on @bbc to re-instate @GaryLineker to #motd #BringBackGary #ImWithGary - please sign and RT https://t.co/L7RlhRPGyR via @38degrees

[HoverClosetoInsanity @HoveringClose]

Hey @MDLZ, Roses are red, Violets are blue, here’s a cute card, we’ve I’ve made it for you <3 #PalmOil

[HoverClosetoInsanity @HoveringClose]

@Sonny7 Hi tomorrow is my son’s birthday do you mind if you come his school tomorrow and say hi and he is a massive fan of not just you but Tottenham thankssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss @hmprimary

[HoverClosetoInsanity @HoveringClose]

@Sonny7 hi brilliant. Would you please come and visit my son’s school with @HKane @hmprimary ?? It would make our LIVES! Good luck on Saturday!

[HoverClosetoInsanity @HoveringClose]

@HKane hey dude. Well done on your excellent World Cup campaign and goals. Just wondering if you fancy coming to visit @hmprimary again? No rush but before July 2023 as my boy’s in year 6 and is outstanding there then 😁 Good luck for Saturday! ⚽️ 🏆

[HoverClosetoInsanity @HoveringClose]

@InternetHippo I’ve eaten 25 ‘drumstick’ lollies today

[HoverClosetoInsanity @HoveringClose]

@standardnews I don’t believe in knighthoods

[HoverClosetoInsanity @HoveringClose]

Dear Saka, I’m sorry that happened to you. You tried your best and it didn’t work out this time. No-one blames you, it was just your turn, sadly, to take that horrible go at goal. Don’t worry, we’re alright. Keep going. World Cup 2022 is in sight. Love xx