peepee poopoo

[peepee poopoo @chxnstrip]

I got my dog a new sweater

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

the fact that she's given so much and has not run out of money really puts into perspective how the arguments against a wealth tax on billionaires are just bs

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

You should know that if you get the measles, it will wipe out immunity to anything you had immunity to before you were infected, including any vaccinations

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

we can acknowledge the health risks of alcohol without pretending that getting drunk isn't fun as hell

[mari @fcmareee]

México potentially playing Scotland is going to unlock levels of drinking the world has never seen before

[🇬🇩 @OhCoco]

The way Panera fell off needs to be studied. They almost made a comeback with that drink that was killing people.

[🕸️Kenny🕸️ @henri_spider]

When he learns that she's SUFFERING due to the wish, and she literally asks him to KILL her to end her suffering
His response is "what's so bad about being with me?"
That should immediatly tell you how much of an asshole he is

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[Rania Khalek @RaniaKhalek]

It’s like advertising luxury villas in Nazi germany during peak Holocaust.

So shameful

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

No.

Israel does not have the right to exist.

[Real American @ecofishsex]

Brave enough to do this but not brave enough to drink out of the same drinking fountain as a black guy

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

THEN ARREST HIM. How many times are they going to say “there’s proof he raped kids” only to do nothing about it?

[guapunzel @guapunzel]

so ur telling me that like 2 weeks ago people from the uk said americans didnt understand uk hot weather just for their soccer teams to come over here and not be able to withstand american heat

[Luxe 🌈 @luxeprogressive]

They are not allowed to fish in their own waters. Israel kills fishermen

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

Colonizers did this until there were only 27 bison left. TWENTY-SEVEN. All bison today are descendants of those 27. I do not want to hear anything more about looting, you cannot compare a walmart to an entire species. Pure evil.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

They hate Mexicans and abortions and trans people but will use Mexican stem cells to alter god’s will for their bodies

[auror ✞ @hoeror]

Dix-huit mille quatre cent cinquante-sept. Et on ne parle QUE des ENFANTS

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Motherfucker turned beet red when he got called out on another lie.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Again, he gets graded on a curve. Dude is losing his shit because a reporter pushes back a bit on his lies, and he loses his temper, insults her, and walks out of the interview. And yet, he keeps being presented as a sane and normal person.