HowlingStrider

wilderness/freak

[HowlingStrider @HowlingStrider]

I realize dyslexia is common amongst your kind, but she's a ginger, not a nigger

[Corduroy! (COMMS OPEN) 🇵🇸 @TheCardinalArts]

Yeah, April O'Neil 😭

[HowlingStrider @HowlingStrider]

When I sense Death coming, these pants are dropping and never coming back on. Deaths going to get a good pounding that night

[HowlingStrider @HowlingStrider]

The Aussie dilemma... which hole would you choose?

[HowlingDonut @HowlingDonut0]

Im pretty sure this is what killed the stop Asian hate movement

[Anderz @Anderzin0]

How they find me on the floor of the women's bathroom before the cops beat the absolute shit out of me.

[HowlingStrider @HowlingStrider]

@howlingmadmurph @Anderzin0 @foxdiepopuli_ @Howlingmutant0 Yet, when I do the same inside the grocery store, suddenly it's a health violation

[HowlingStrider @HowlingStrider]

@foxdiepopuli_ Just do the dignified thing and sneak into his DMs already.

[HowlingStrider @HowlingStrider]

Easy

They're all niggers

[✞Yคภкєє✞ ♑️ @yankeedraft]

They’re all beautiful but one is a man, Spot him ? 🤔

[HowlingStrider @HowlingStrider]

@Questlord14 Blessed be the day, father touches you

[HowlingStrider @HowlingStrider]

@norafawn @willsgardevoir Mudshark, that's going to be a pass

[HowlingPepe @howlingpepe]

@norafawn I love it when a girl physically cannot block my view of other women.

[HowlingStrider @HowlingStrider]

@neco_arctic @missanys01 No comparing happening. You're a man and will be a man, until you join the 41% and even than that Y chromosome will persist

[HowlingStrider @HowlingStrider]

@1488CunnyEnjoya Any love for male pissers?

[HowlingStrider @HowlingStrider]

@foxdiepopuli_ The second you have to explain a joke, it stops being funny.

Have faith that your followers are not as retarded as you

[HowlingPepe @howlingpepe]

I heard strange noises coming from outside. “HUERRGHHH AHHHHH.”

I pause the midget porn, rush to the window, and spot a retard walking down my street. Fuck shit fuck… I grab my phone and as I’m about to dial 911, I spot his caretaker.

I open my window and shout “HEY ASSHOLE!” The caretaker looks up at me. “Put your dick away, creep.” I look down and see my throbbing boner is still exposed. I pull up my pants. “Fuck you, fucker. What’s the deal with this clown in my street? You on a field trip or something?”

The retard stops to look at me too. “Can’t you keep him quiet? I’m trying to work,” I say while pointing at the troublemaker. “You’re not trying to work, you were jerking off fucktard,” the caretaker says.

“FUCKTARD?” Who does this motherfucker think he is. I rush downstairs, to the front door and out to the street. The caretaker and retard were still standing there. “What are you gonna do pussy?”

I’m gonna show this asshole who is boss. “You think you’re a big shot walking down the street with your retard. Well I’ll show you something.” I grab my phone and show him my twitter account. “H-h-howling Pepe?” he stutters. “Yeah bitch.”

His face turns red. “Oh I’m so sorry sir I didn’t know it was you.” He bows and pulls the retard down with him too. As soon as they get up the retard starts to resume his retard noises but the caretaker slaps him and tells him to shut up. “That’s what I thought,” I say.

Satisfied, I go back inside to finish what I was doing.

[StaSiSm @stasism]

When Total Recall promised us a third titty, I was expecting them to be in the front

[HowlingBateman2 @HowlingBateman2]

The Bull must’ve felt bad after giving me a black eye because he gave me some pointers, one being I should be more romantic with my wife. Well, later when she asked how my eye was feeling I smoothly told her “You sex my eyes every time I look at you.” Score one for the bad boys!

[HowlingStrider @HowlingStrider]

@howlingpepe Trying to keep what little hair remains in anyway possible.