Hoygoo

I voted for Ron Paul in every election since 1967.

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

They raise your taxes so they can just money launder it.

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

Being a serious person can be stressful.

You’re often surrounded by unserious people, who think life is a joke.

Then you’re responsible for fixing their fuck ups, because someone has to be the accountable adult in the room.

[mert @mert]

"we couldn't do anything useful for citizens in my 14 years of office allocating 60 trillion USD. but if we can just steal from the rocket science electric car guy, then we can solve all your problems."

[Hoygoo @HoyGoo]

@mdmost @VanLathan Im tempted to take Tony Campbell often.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Sadly, he was released after just three appearances due to absolutely fucking destroying the outfield wall every time he attempted to enter a game.

[Seyed Mohammad Marandi @s_m_marandi]

That would be the United States.

[Lydia Moynihan @LydiaMoynihan]

“I have never understood why it is 'greed' to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money.”

Thomas Sowell

[Hoygoo @HoyGoo]

@notgaetti

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Finally some good news

[Scott Horton @scotthortonshow]

Good. All government employees should be forced to live in their cars in the Wal-Mart parking lot like so many people whose lives they’ve destroyed. Especially the scum at USAID.

[jimtreacher.substack.com @jtLOL]

Homophobia is bad, except when it's good

[Max 📟 @MaxNordau]

7 things every kid needs to hear:
1. I love you
2. I’m proud of you
3. I’m sorry
4. I forgive you
5. I’m listening
6. Communism has failed every time it was tried
7. You’ve got what it takes

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

When the world shut down over a 99.9999% survivable virus, I had to tell a few dozen rig hands they were out of a job.

Then I had to tell even more frac hands. Then snubbing hands.

Then I went home to wait for my layoff.

Then I spent 6 months applying for jobs with no interviews because corporate America had banned White men in honor of Saint George Floyd, Patron Saint of Fentanyl.

A great Twitter friend who I am indebted to forever got me a job with a 25% pay cut, and I had to work physically harder than I had in a decade.

Anyway. Nobody in news media ever reached out for my story. And it wasn’t a unique story, I was one of a couple hundred thousand guys going through this.

[Zara @zaracraves]

a raccoon typed this for sure

[Jum @JesterJum]

I wonder if butterflies ever want a tattoo of a fat single mother on their lower back? 🤔

[Hoygoo @HoyGoo]

@lovins_ryan @BigDadEnergyX This is the ONLY answer.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Watergate was fake. WMD’s were fake. J6 was fake. Charlottesville was fake. Almost every Boomer benchmark of reality is fake.

[Hoygoo @HoyGoo]

@michaelmalice @ArthurLHerman

[Dale Stark @DaleStarkA10]

The GOP is a fake political party. Its main function is to vacuum up conservative energy, votes, and donations, then ensure those resources are never used to actually fight back against the left.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Whoever named Red Delicious apples was off their meds that day.