Magnus Leone

Programmer who likes to build stuff. Retweets are usually endorsements (unless it's racist shit - then it serves to showcase how awful these fuckers are) he/him

[bimbotech.co @bossbratbimbo]

horrified to learn that Brits think caramelized onions are onions with caramel on them 😭

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

It takes 15 LAPD officers making an average of $100k a year to kill a fucking Golden Doodle.

That’s $1.5 million dollars a year standing around watching a woman cry over her dead dog they just killed. But sure, police departments need more money.

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Bro's not cut out for this job 😭

[Mykhaïlo Golub @golub]

Happy Pride Month, y’all 🌈

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

The artist and his work.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: In a now deleted post by former MMA fighter Daniel Cormier, he posted screenshots of Eric Trump trying to get an insider scoop on whether any of the MMA fights at the White House are rigged so that he could try and illegally make money off of them..

Below is the Direct Messages that Trump allegedly sent Cormier. There is no reason to doubt the legitimacy of these messages.

[Soviet Visuals @sovietvisuals]

Illustrations from 1931 Soviet erotic alphabet book for adults, created to combat adult illiteracy in the USSR.

Illustrated by artist and sculptor Sergei Merkurov (who was later awarded a People’s Artist of the USSR status)

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Hate to break it to you, Mike. But it is our money. #TaxTheRich

[Warren @swd2]

This is what happens when you give your pool boy a $14,000,000 no bid contract for stuff he’s clearly not qualified to do.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

You caught me! I did it. I created photosynthesis just to mess with MAGA and the reflecting pool.

[Elle Nolastname @DSMSIX]

“So… I’ve met someone new. She lives in Germany and-”

expected prejudice: “she”? you’re dating a girl?

my Brazilian family: AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO US IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP SEMIFINALS?

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

MAGA will be remembered as the most embarrassing political phenomenon ever to stain the history of America, just a gutter movement that elevated the worst, dumbest, most vile among us

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

God forbid a woman gets a hobby!

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

What is my reward?

[Henry @_HMSP]

Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[Covie @covie_93]

So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????

[blackstar @blackstarops]

abandoned soviet-era radar domes, used as listening post near sary-tash in kyrgyzstan, most likely constructed to monitor the chinese border during the cold war.

today, the base remains deserted at high altitude.