HRL Manatees

Former flock of sea cows who played wiffleball in Eagan MN for the HRL Twin Cities. Check out our new club @HRLHops

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@HrlNightmare

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@sully_wazowski1 @HRLTwinCities @HRLHops

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It’s been real, @HRLTwinCities

1 season, over 100 bombs hit & more than 1,000 beers drank; it’s time to free the Mantees.

Good luck @HRLHops, you’ll never possess the same sweet physiques as us but know your beers & bombs will be at an all-time high 🍻

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@michaelgodell @HRLTwinCities @HRLHops

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@JustTruck @HRLTwinCities Does a Bear shit in the woods?

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As we count down the days until the @HRLTwinCities season begins, the Manatees officially announce the signing of Kevin Truax.

KT was a 4yr starter at Hamline University, ‘96 MIAC Player of the Year and played for the Minneapolis Cobras for 17 years.

Welcome to the HRL, KT!

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If you love dongs, support the cause everyone!

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Pick a plunger. Any plunger. The @HRLTwinCities Plunge Team is nearing 10k in donations for tomorrow's plunge into Bde Maka Ska. Click the link below to make your contribution now.

https://t.co/coxkkxzZDm

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Despite disliking cold water, the Manatees are 4/15 of @HRLTwinCities plungers and all of us are in the top half of fundraising. Let’s see some other HRLers step up to the plate to represent their teams & pitch in a few bucks like Dr. K, @twobat_hrl & others have!

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The @HRLTwinCities Polar Plunge squad has overtaken second place in funds raised in the Other division by about 1k, but don't think they've got what it takes to topple the leader. Let's give it a try though. Click the link to donate

https://t.co/coxkkxioLO

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@HRLBraves

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Beers will be had. Bombs will be hit.

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Y’all motherfuckers may not play ball this year, but we will.

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@JustTruck @HRLBraves @HRL_Lugnuts @NCSanchezSays

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@HRLBluesOx @HRLTwinCities There are still leagues that think adults jacking off isn't the right answer to this problem?

It barely takes any time, you can go home and lay down after, and everyone seemed to really enjoy it.

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@michaelgodell @WiffleJuice @HRLTwinCities @GoldenStickWiff @Midatlanticwiff @HometownCup @WorldWiffleBall @NWLATournament @unitedwiffs @KzooWiffleball @HRLBluesOx Same to you @michaelgodell & thanks for the shoutout @WiffleJuice

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@WiffleJuice @MOWiffMelonhead @Cedarparkwiffl1 @HRLDongShow Thought we had this online vote / fake championship in the bag...

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@WiffleJuice @HRLRumblePonies @KzooWiffleball @PremierWiffle See ya Ponies...

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Let the @HRLRumblePonies be better at us in actual wiffle, we want the fan vote victory. Come on @HRLTwinCities

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Our goal is to be ranked higher here than on the world famous @HrlNightmare rankings. Help us make that happen @world

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@HRLBluesOx @NCSanchezSays @blamsiss It can't go wrong that way

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@VibesWiffleball Might have NIGHTMAREs tonight 😱

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@DuehnMatt @zeustis01 This is the same guy that made 3 straight errors at wifftoberfest. Clearly trending in the wrong direction. #BuyersBeware