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Eating popcorn on the Titanic

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Alas poor Grink, I knew him…hello?

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@AndyRichter k mom

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Link to Judge Mark Eaton Walker’s blistering 139-page ruling: https://t.co/Rth06IFbHO

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices.

Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

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@MichaelCBender @maggieNYT That is, when someone sticks a finger in each of his ends, they immediately regret it

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@MichaelCBender @maggieNYT The human chinese finger trap

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@AshleyRParker @Yamiche @jdawsey1 @michaelscherer L. O. L. What could go wrong.

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@robkelner @jdawsey1 Notable, but no less patheric.

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@Timodc Guy Fingeri?

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@atrupar @KevinMKruse No migrant caravans, even?

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@Atticus59914029 Nice try, spambot!

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@annalynnfrey @gtconway3d Boo! Pick that scab already.

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@mikepompeo Pompeo has always been the biggest puss. How he made it through West point is a mystery. Tons of rim jobs, most likely.

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@blainecapatch Ha ha

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

genuinely breathtaking the speed with which elon musk has sent twitter into what might be a death spiral https://t.co/eB7cfGP34O

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@EricLiptonNYT @maggieNYT lol

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@atrupar @gtconway3d Inject it right into my veins

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@scottjshapiro @AshaRangappa_ You forgot Kyrie.

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Tucker says, "No one should ever be rewarded for failure."

Monday night, he said that Democrats "know they are about to crushed." That was an abysmal failure of a prediction. So maybe Fox should stop rewarding him.

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@davelevinthal @chrislhayes He blurs the line between legal and smeagol