@thomyorke National Express coach drivers on a refreshment break (apologies to National Express coach drivers). “The tape player’s broken, son. It’ll chew your tape up ... up to you, son...”
Barnard Castle is not down the road from Durham... you would not drive there and back to test how your eyesight was - can his wife drive? #DominicCummngs@piersmorgan@MarinaHyde