Medllaaf

Loves the #FunZone All things Star Wars and Welsh rugby 🏉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[Medllaaf @Hugopegcalf]

Let’s get ready to rumble! #Wwenewcastle

[Medllaaf @Hugopegcalf]

Start the day right! #MayTheForceBeWithYou #MayThe4th #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The horror of someone handing a phone to you and saying, “here, you speak to them”

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

VAMOSSSS! 🇧🇷📢

[Medllaaf @Hugopegcalf]

@PLinUSA @SoccerMoses Forget parting the seas….Anthony Gordon will be parting the Fulham defence this weekend #ToonArmy

[Medllaaf @Hugopegcalf]

@PLinUSA @NBCSportsSoccer Whey Aye and Yeehaw! Toon Toon ⚽️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British answers to "how was your day?"

- "Long"
- "Ugh"
- "Don't"
- "Surprisingly okay"
- “Quite quiet”
- “Relatively uneventful”
- “Same old”
- “Yeah”
- “I’m still alive”
- *Simply shaking your head and putting the kettle on*

[Medllaaf @Hugopegcalf]

Tonight I have opted for ‘pink’
What a blindingly amazing ale from @AlmastyBrewCo 🙌🍺from now I will always go pink…🤭 #Funzone

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s been a 12-cups-of-tea kind of Monday.

[Ste @McLarenSte]

#RIP Ewen MacIntosh, forever immortalised as Big Keith in The Office. 🥚

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

January lasted eight years but now it’s March in a fortnight even though February started yesterday.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

25 Common British Lies:

1. I'm fine
2. Yes, I have a pen
3. No, I didn't get your text
4. That's nice
5. I've had a lovely time
6. I was just about to reply
7. I’ll let you know
8. Sorry I'm late
9. I know what I’m doing
10. I'll get right on it
11. I'll try my best
12. It’s okay
13. It was fun
14. I have a plan
15. I can’t wait
16. We’ll catch up soon
17. I haven't had time
18. Kind regards
19. It’s all in hand
20. I honestly don't mind
21. I might pop down later
22. You look well
23. This meal is lovely, thank you
24. With respect
25. No worries

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

One-word questions which can be answered by simply repeating the word:

“Tea?”
“Tea”

“Pub?”
“Pub”

“Alright?”
“Alright”

“Sorry?”
“Sorry”

“Taxi?”
“Taxi”

“Deal?”
“Deal”

“Okay?”
“Okay”

“Pint?”
“Pint”

“Bed?”
“Bed”

[BBC Sport Tyne & Wear @bbcnewcastle]

"I had 18 rashers of bacon and 3 sausages" 🥓💪

This Geordie is match day ready! 🖤🤍

#NUFC

[Medllaaf @Hugopegcalf]

It’s the hottest topic about! Where to get decent bait while on the road. 🚙 Plus… what are the chances of meeting a global superstar like Kylie! #Gretna #Servicestationwatch

[AlexWrightson @realexw]

@BBCRadioTwo are doing a special on #servicestations @Trevor_Tramp @Hugopegcalf Finally someone taking the big issues seriously #servicestationwatch #travellingsalesmen #tootfortebay

[S4C Chwaraeon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @S4Cchwaraeon]

KOLISI 🇿🇦

"I knew how hard the Welsh work, and I knew they would pull it together..." ❤️

Ni yn CARU @SiyaKolisi! 🥰

Llongyfarchiadau am ennill Cwpan y Byd unwaith eto Siya! 👏

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[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“You’ll go to bed early!”

As a child: horrible punishment
As an adult: wonderful treat

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Saturday night fever to the Only Fools and Horses theme tune.
Your welcome 😂😂😂😂